Weekend Caption Contest

Going For A Sunday Dive Caption Contest
(Source: UK Daily Mail)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 18th. Good luck!

Original Caption: A man lies naked in the middle of the road near the homes of Hollywood’s top celebrities after apparently screaming that he was high on drugs. The man, who has not been identified, dives head-first into the bushes as officers approach him in Hollywood Hills.

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33 thoughts on “Weekend Caption Contest

  1. proof

    “Officer, he was naked, hanging on the hood of my car when I had to hit the brakes suddenly. I figure he was doing about forty when he hit that hillside.”

  2. L Frame S&W

    “Ya know Sam, this highway beautification program has gone a bit too far. Flowers and trees are OK, but what idiot thought planting a naked guy would improve the looks of the neighborhood?”

  3. toothy

    Officer Bill: I just can’t shake the feeling I’m talking face-to-face with Obama…

  4. sig94

    Conservation officers finally decide that the wild assberry bush is not suitable for highway foliage.

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  6. Crusty

    I got the Dominatrix in the car. She said “they were playing fetch and his chain snagged on his root”

  7. rodney dill

    As I was driving home I noticed my neighbor jogging in the nude, so I stopped and asked, “Do you always jog in the nude?” and he responded, “Only when you come home early.”

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