Going For A Sunday Dive Caption Contest
(Source: UK Daily Mail)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 18th. Good luck!
Original Caption: A man lies naked in the middle of the road near the homes of Hollywood’s top celebrities after apparently screaming that he was high on drugs. The man, who has not been identified, dives head-first into the bushes as officers approach him in Hollywood Hills.
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“Officer, he was naked, hanging on the hood of my car when I had to hit the brakes suddenly. I figure he was doing about forty when he hit that hillside.”
Cop: “Now there’s a man desperate to get some bush.”
“Ya know Sam, this highway beautification program has gone a bit too far. Flowers and trees are OK, but what idiot thought planting a naked guy would improve the looks of the neighborhood?”
Where the rubber meets the road
It’s all Bush’s FAULT!
Sir, Mr President … Please exit the Rose Garden, you lost.
Officer Bill: I just can’t shake the feeling I’m talking face-to-face with Obama…
Hey, Fogarty, you grab one and I’ll grab one, and we’ll make a wish!
Nevermind, Its just Andy Dick…
Officer #1: I think we are gonna need more gloves….
“Come on, best 2 out of 3 on who does the paperwork for this one.”
“We’re going to need the 12 ft electrified testicle capture hook.”
You might be a redneck if………
Conservation officers finally decide that the wild assberry bush is not suitable for highway foliage.
Another Obama supporter with their head in the sand.
The last “Occupy Hollywood” protester tries to find his way home.
Congressman Weiner, please, show a little dignity
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Joan Rivers drops a nickel down a gopher hole!
You only need a paruchute to skydive twice!
The Media is hard at work on fast and furious.
Emperor Barak the First suddenly realizes that he has no clothes.
Suddenly Wyatt realized this wasn’t a dream and he really did go on patrol naked.
” Don’t look, Ethel!”
“But it was too late.
She’d already been mooned.
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.”
“Ya wanna search me ? Okay, here ya go !”
I got the Dominatrix in the car. She said “they were playing fetch and his chain snagged on his root”
Example #26 of new ways to try to avoid Obamacare
I’m telling you, it’s not the poison ivy I’m worried about
“You want to claim mental incompentance… OK, show me you’re nuts….. Not that way…..”
“Don’t look Ethel….”
(If you figure that one out without googling it, you’re getting old)
Sorry Skip, I missed your ‘Don’t Look, Ethel.’
The Westboro Gay Pride parade underwhelmed expectations
As I was driving home I noticed my neighbor jogging in the nude, so I stopped and asked, “Do you always jog in the nude?” and he responded, “Only when you come home early.”