Someone please find me a job “critiquing” Christina’s new swimwear line.

BUSTY Mad Men star Christina Hendricks plans to launch a swimwear line – because she can’t find cossies to fit her boobs.

She said: “It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts. You either get smooshed down, or there’s no support at all. I want to start my own line, with good bra support. My husband and I have sketched out designs.” (H/T – Loki)

I have no idea what “cossies” are, but I’m excited anyway.

12 thoughts on “Swimfan

  1. ajdshootist

    Look dear if you cant find a cossie to fit we would not mind if you went without!

  2. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Sully – I’ll fight you to the death for that space.

    Ajdshootist – No kidding!

    LDIV – And “comfort specialist.”

    Sully – Nicely played.

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  4. formwiz

    I think they mean corset or bra. A corsetmaker is sometimes called a cossetier.

    But Miss Hendricks should know we would all understand if, unable to find any cossies, she swam in the swimsuit God gave her.

  5. Bob G.

    Christina can always stop by my place and view MY “sketches”…
    (always was a big fan of Howard Hughes and HE had this thing for “design”, if you catch my drift …as Jane Russell knew.)
    It’s all about streamlining…airlow and reducing drag…lol.


  6. Loki

    American slang initially used the term swimming suit and we shortened it to swimsuit.

    Cossie is UK/Aussie slang. They initially used the term swimming costume and costume formed the root for the derivative slang.

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