Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 2, 2012
Smite A Chippy Caption Contest
(Source: Smite A. Hippie)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 5th. Good luck!
This week I’m posting a celebrity caption contest. The subject is Smite A. Hippie, pictured here at the Tilted Kilt during Stage 1 on his birthday celebration this week.
Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
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The new clan tartans were working out just fine until Mrs. Smite A. Hippie showed up!
We now know what can be found under a kilt….. Smite A. Hippie.
Those aren’t pillows.
How did you get the black eye?
I told my wife, things at the pub were out of kilter.
Eight is Enough?
This chap needs help! He appears to be unarmed!
And now, his favorite part, the birthday spankings!
Damn I asked them to send the Christina Hendricks look alike waitress.
“Kiss Me, I’m S**tfaced.”
…Oh wait, the Dropkick Murphys already came up with that. My bad…
OK, how about this one:
If yer gonna get yourself kilt, that’s the way to go out…
OMG, Who is pinching me?
Look at his hands, look at his hands
Is he dead yet?
Drunk, then BUNK!
You’ll poke your eye out!
Hurry up and take the picture! We have 4th period English in 10 minutes!
From blood ‘suddenly’ rushing elsewhere, this man is crippled for life!
When Mrs. A Hippie said, “Smile”, Smite was smart enough to not fall for it.
Karnak (holding an envelope to his forehead)
“8 reasons to go to the Tilted Kilt”….
Standing next to four members of the WNBA, Smite decided that basketball probably wasn’t in the cards for him.
pictured here at the Tilted Kilt during Stage 1
Pssssst… Ya got any pictures of Stage 2 ?
No ?
Ya wanna buy some ?
Smite, helping 4 friends of Sandra Fluke, poses for a promotional photo so money can be raised to pay for their contraceptives. “$3000 per year is just not enough”, said Smite “Especially if they know me.”
Chippy gave ‘em a chubby.
Eight tits in a row, plus a boob in the middle.
Order something, cheap skate!
Is Eight Enough
John Smallberries out for lunch from Yoyodyne.
There’s a reason this man is not standing up. [snark]
I don’t know where you’ve been, Laddie, but I’m glad to see you’ve won first prize!
Och, girls, my pipe is hard to play…
There can be only one.
“Aren’t you a little short for a Scottish warrior?”