I do, however, see this – the Manneken-Pis. Yeah, that’s right; pis. This statue is a tourist attraction in Brussels, but lately it has felt the stinging wrath of Old Man Winter. And the Old Man is a pervert.
The Manneken-Pis, a bronze statue of a young boy urinating that is a symbol of Brussels and a major tourist attraction, has had to stop peeing because of sub-zero temperatures. Officials turned off the flow of water through the statue, which has stood on a Brussels corner since the 1600s, out of concern the cold might damage its internal mechanism.
The statue, which is on the site of a 15th Century drinking fountain, has 800 specially made outfits which city officials use to dress it up during the year. It is one of Brussels’ most popular attractions.
Yeah, just sidle up to the winky and whet your whistle. Freaks.