Take It To The Bridge Caption Contest
(Source: The Courier-Journal)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 6th. Good luck!
Original Caption: The Delta Mariner is idle at the Eggner Ferry Bridge, with two destroyed spans of the bridge draped over her bow, on Kentucky Lake near Golden Pond, Ky., Friday, Jan. 27, 2012. The vessel struck the bridge Thursday night, causing a portion of the bridge to collapse onto the bow. The road that connects Land Between the Lakes and Aurora has been closed.
Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Sonic Frog
Wizbang
FedEx Bridge Delivery Service:
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight!
I knew I should’ve turned left at Albuquerque
for all you Bugs Bunny fans….
I guess Cornelius Ryan was wrong.
So I hear Francesco Schettino was able to find gainful employment.
That Italian cruise boat captain really gets around, doesn’t he?
The Obama administration has found it’s first shovel ready jobs project.
In honor of no casualties during this incident, the ship was renamed the “Hillary Clinton” as no men went down on her.
Rodney – Cornelius Ryan. That’s friggin’ brilliant. (Google him, guys, to get the joke.)
1/5 of the bridge was knocked out – this means the bridge can now only handle 80% of the traffic it could before.
Thus ends your lesson in sound liberal logic.
Is Ted Kennedy still dead?
@rudytbone: GMTA
“B-8″
The USS Ted Kennedy on its maiden voyage.
This photo shows some interesting symbolism where as the Bridge is the US and Obama is the boat.
Taking “The Bridge to Nowhere” somewhere.
Captain: “Oh, crap! It’s a rising tide that lifts all boats!”
The road’s bridge met the ship’s bridge.
Rodney’s the winner…
I’ve conceded right now!
The student maritime navigation program with captains Joseph Hazelwood and Francesco Schettino serving as instructors got off to a rough stert this week….
Clearance?
We don’ need no stinkin’ clearance……
OH! THAT clearance!
I suppose the Love Boat is black?
Look, when I said “Report to the Bridge immediately“, this wasn’t what I meant, damn it!!
This almost never happens in the Mojave.
“Oh, Dammit!”
“…but won’t that just make the water level higher?”
If Rodney keeps going we might see the first sweep of the SYLG caption contest.