The Face That Sunk 1,000 Ships
By Wyatt Earp | February 27, 2012
Meet Domnica Cemortan. She is accused of helping sink the Costa Concordia by, um, “romantically” distracting its captain. That. Is. So. Hot.
“When I worked on the ship he had made it clear that he thought me special. I’m a woman and I know these things. I could tell by the way he laughed at my jokes and how he looked at me; there was always a twinkle in his eyes when we spoke. I admit that I was attracted to him, but honestly, we did not have sex.”
“He was always respectful when I was a member of his staff, but once I was a passenger then it was different. I think we probably would have ended up in bed, eventually, but I never found out because of the crash.”
I’m torn by that last paragraph. On the one hand, I want to giggle like a schoolgirl because she said “member of his staff.” On the other hand, I want to beat her with a ship’s anchor for whining that dozens of drowning deaths kept her from scoring.
Topics: Snarkasm | 9 Comments »
“Thar she blows!! The white whale!”
Yup the Cap was probably blinded by the twinkles, and her last name..Cemortan (SEE MORE TAN).. just invites trouble. They don’t have that ‘women on the bridge are a curse thing’ for nothin’ ya know! It also looks like she is possesed by the spirit of Gigi.
The crux of the problem is the captain thought he was a submariner and commanded — “Emergency Blow!!!!”
rodney dill – that was SO juvenile! Funny as hell, but that’s just my juvenile sense of humor at work there! LOL!
Besides which, wouldn’t it be “Crash Dive”?!?
Jon – Or Linda Lovelace.
Rodney – Bawahahahaha! Brilliant!
Real – Yeah, that was a +1.
A Sea Slut by any other name….
Now a 21st Century sighting.
20TH-CENTURY SIGHTINGS
Mermaid sightings were reported in Ireland as recently as 1910, when one was seen in County Clare. One local said that mermaids were a bad omen, as the last sighting in 1849 was followed by the great potato famine.
Another Concordia ship is now burning and drifting off the Seychelles. Has anyone seen Domnica?
Everyone else on Earth would try to distance themselves from Captain Skedaddles and she’s so dumb and gullible that…… hmmm maybe I should look this girl up.
One local said that mermaids were a bad omen, as the last sighting in 1849 was followed by the great potato famine.
The mermaids ate all the potatoes !