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Spanks For The Memories

By Wyatt Earp | February 28, 2012

Being the mayor of a failed city like Philadelphia is hard work. So after a long day of ruining the economy and taxing the working folks out the wazoo, you want to take a load off. In Mayor Michael Nutter’s case, he chills out by bowling, boozing, and slapping white women on the arse.

MAYOR NUTTER talked Fox 29 out of airing a video that captured him spanking the buttocks of a blonde with whom he drank and bowled at North Bowl, say sources familiar with the situation.

A Fox 29 viewer recorded Nutter and his female companion having a blast about 2 a.m. one day last summer, sources say. We’re told the cellphone video is of high-enough quality that you can hear the two butt slaps Nutter delivered to the woman, identified by our sources only as Andrea, as she got up to bowl.

Fox 29 began to work on a story about the mayor’s late-night activities and the footage was screened at the station by Nutter’s communications director and press secretary. Soon after that, Nutter summoned Fox 29 news director Steve Schwaid to City Hall for a meeting. After the meeting Schwaid informed his news staff that the footage would not run.

I’m not sure who looks worse here; Squidward (who is married) for sexually harassing the woman, or FOX 29, who threw away their credibility after being threatened. I figured I’d post this just in case you thought only the members of the national media were in the tank for Democrats.

Topics: Philly | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Spanks For The Memories”

  1. John D says:

    Spanking a woman in a bowling alley. What a classy guy!

  2. Dr. Evil says:

    Maybe I shoulda taken him ice skating with me?

  3. Ranba Ral says:

    It’s part of the evil Google Empire, but this is what God invented Youtube for.

  4. Oh come on now…most media outlets are owned by CORPORATIONS and as we all know, corporations are in the bag for Republicans. This is clearly demonstrated by their underreporting of various wingnut misdeeds throughout the country!

    /Actual argument used to back up claim that the national press is biased towards conservatives and the GOP back in 2008

  5. Vicki says:

    Oh please, like this surprises anyone?

  6. Randal Graves says:

    FOX 29 has credibility; have you seen their morning news; it’s like news for retards.

    Where is the guy/girl who originally filmed it? You KNOW that they still have the original file. Hunt them down, pay them some cash, and post it on Youtube.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    John D – Well, he can’t do it at home; the wife is there!

    Dr. Evil – With the same results . . .

    Ranba – Absolutely correct.

    Fenway – Shep Smith once said something akin to that. He claimed there is no media bias, on either side.

    Vicki – It surprised me, because Philly mayors are usually more careful about their dalliances. Well, except Fat Eddie Rendell.

    Randal – They’re probably worried Nutter will retaliate. They’re probably right.

  8. bob (either orr) says:

    Dom G was going off on this yesterday when I was heading back from the hospital for some tests. Totally inappropriate, he said. Callers agreed.
    Dom’s about the only one I can listen to consistently on that station any more. I don’t hear the night guys; I’m never up early enough for the wakeup guy; and we all know Smurfconish is a fraud.

  9. Vicki says:

    Oh Wyatt, if any man has a dalliance somehow someone always finds out.

  10. Bob G. says:

    Wyatt:
    If Nutter wants some “after-hours” activities…have someone take him on a ride-along up in NORTH PHILLY (and then drop him off)…
    THAT might be fair and balanced.

    Stay safe.

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