Hate Mail O’ The Week
By Wyatt Earp | January 26, 2012
It’s been four weeks since I received a nice piece of hate mail. Either the haters are slipping, or I’m not nearly as offensive as I think I am.
This succinct piece of literary brilliance comes to us from Buda, who resides in Britain. Judging by his name and his e-mail address, I would surmise he is a member of the recent Islamic invasion migration there. He sent this comment in reply to this post, that explained the virus that struck the blog. After reading the comment, I don’t see a correlation, but rationality has never been a feature of trolls. Here is the comment, unedited for your pleasure:
i hate weapons
i hate war
i hate money
i hate USA
i hate lifes for oil
Wow. Like most of my hate mail, this is a grammatical abortion, perfect for the anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Buda starts out well, claiming he hates war (who doesn’t?), but immediately goes into Pants On Fire Mode. If Buda really hated money, he wouldn’t have a computer – and I wouldn’t have to read his verbal diarrhea. Of course, like a lot of trolls, Buda “hate USA.” Yeah dude, get in line; I think it starts in Saudi Arabia.
Buda then finishes with a flourish: “i hate lifes for oil.” At least he follows the DNC playbook to the letter. For the last time, none of the coalition countries went to war for oil. If we did, we’d be paying $2.00 a gallon for gas now, you jackass!
Although, in fairness, I wouldn’t mind if we sacrificed Buda’s life for oil. He’s certainly not doing anything productive with it.
Topics: Hate Mail | 8 Comments »
January 26th, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I was unaware that the entire roman alphabet could fit in a mind that tiny. Let alone the rule set associated with spelling. Grammar is certainly not involved. And for thinking, forget about it! So Buda may be firing on two, maybe three, brain cells. Those poor neglected brain cells. Oh, well.
Let’s pray that he is murdered by his own kind so he won’t have to suffer at the hands of people who are too busy working to bother with fools like him.
Rich
January 26th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Stupid limey… he’d be speaking German today, if it weren’t for the MONEY and “LIFES” lost from the USA, our WEAPONS and OIL powered equipment, joining the WAR that liberated his people and so many others.
Go eat some crumpets, sip some tea and shut the hell up, ya limey bastard…
January 26th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Wyatt:
You said it ALL, Boss.
(don’t you dare change ONE word)
Stay safe out there.
January 26th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Sounds like a great recruit for the Occupy Wall Streeters.
He forgot “I Hate Bush”.
January 26th, 2012 at 7:24 pm
He “hate” all those things, but he love you long time. lol
January 26th, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Dude reacted that way to a post featuring a bikini-clad Gabrielle Anwar? This is not a sane man.
January 26th, 2012 at 11:04 pm
perhaps we can clone Sadam and make him village leader/idiot and ‘cleanse’ Buda from the land.
January 27th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Richard – I thought it was spam, but the link wasn’t promoting Viagra.
Smite – I’m sorry, but Limey is always a funny word.
Bob G. – Never do. It’s always best to post these unedited.
Ferrell – That’s probably going to be in his follow-up.
DL474 – You got girlfriend in Philadelphia?
John D – I thought the same thing. What was there to argue about in that post?
Dr. Evil – Make it so, Number One.