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Forget Navy Seals. We Have Navy Dolphins

By Wyatt Earp | January 14, 2012

The U.S. Navy’s newest secret weapon? Lieutenant Commander Flipper.

Iran could block the strait with any assortment of mines, armed speed boats or anti-ship cruise missiles but according to Michael Connell at the Center for Naval Analysis, “The immediate issue to get the mines.” To solve that problem, the Navy has a solution that isn’t heavily-advertised but has a time-tested success rate: mine-detecting dolphins.

“We’ve got dolphins,” said retired Adm. Tim Keating in a Wednesday interview. Keating commanded the U.S. 5th Fleet in Bahrain during the run-up to the Iraq war. He sounded uncomfortable with elaborating on the Navy’s use of the mammals but said in a situation like the standoff in Hormuz, Navy-trained dolphins would come in handy.

Now, if we can only get them to use sniper rifles . . .

Topics: The Troops | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Forget Navy Seals. We Have Navy Dolphins”

  1. All I want are some frickin’ sharks dolphins with frickin’ laser beams on their heads!

    Is that too much to ask?

  2. Ranba Ral says:

    The Navy’s dolphins are awesome. They can do everything from mark mines, to slap weighted cuffs on divers, to shooting divers with a custom .45 attachment.

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas says:

    They are AWESOME….(I know the word is overused but they really are).

  4. Dr. Evil says:

    Didn’t anyone see that episode of the Simpsons where dolphins took over the world? This is how it starts!

  5. Sully says:

    Are they trained to say, “So long and thanks for all the fish.” before contact?

  6. dannytheman says:

    Hey…… He kinda looks like Don Knotts…

    The Incredible Mr. Limpet, for those over 50….

  7. Bob G. says:

    Wyatt:
    I wouldn’t have ANY issue with navy-trained dolphins tagging every single one of those Iranian gunboats with limpets…

    And then watching the “fun” unfold.

    :)

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