Baby Got Crack
By Wyatt Earp | January 12, 2012
Meet Suzanne Basham. She is a whole lot of woman, and definitely the pick of the litter. Unfortunately, she is also a dumbass who has access to a phone. Thank you, Alexander Graham Bell!
See, after this tool bought some bad crack, she decided to waste the po-po’s time.
Suzanne Basham, 47, dialed police in Springfield, Missouri to report that she had paid $40 for crack cocaine that turned out to be sugar.
Basham asked cops to arrest her dealer for theft. While patrolmen went to the address where Basham said she purchased the crack, residents there denied selling dope and declined to let investigators into the home.
Since cops discovered that Basham was in possession of a crack pipe, she was cited for possession of drug paraphernalia. (H/T – Smite)
Good going, jerkass. Hey, while you’re spending some time in the pokey, maybe you can hit the weight room. I thought crack whores were supposed to be skinny.
Topics: The Job | 7 Comments »
January 12th, 2012 at 9:17 am
So the guy got away with selling fake drugs? Crack fraud is a serious crime. What kind of PD are they running there, anyway?
January 12th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
John D – I’m surprised Obama’s FDA isn’t jumping into Springfield as we speak.
January 12th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
How far has America gone down if you can’t even trust your local Crack dealer anymore?
January 12th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
What a sugar high wasn’t enough for her ?
January 12th, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Ferrell – Made in the USA used to mean something . . .
Scarlett – The Twinkie bankruptcy is hitting everyone hard.
January 13th, 2012 at 9:49 am
Not only has baby got crack…baby got back.
January 14th, 2012 at 3:03 am
Unfortunately, she is also a dumbass who has access to a phone.
I think people should have to take a test and get a license in order to own and operate a telephone.