Attention, Trekkies!
By Wyatt Earp | January 20, 2012
Your dream ensign has arrived! Let’s just hope she doesn’t suffer the same fate as most of the “red shirts.” (H/T – John D.)
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Holy moons of Jupiter!!! Tapping that communicator emblem combo could start a huge earthquake of lovely jiggle action. (Call her again, call her again, call her again….)
Holy Celestial Orbs… Scotty will never say,
“Cap’n Cap’n I canna get ‘er up, I”ve gotta have 30 minutes.”
again.
does she work out? great pectorals!
whoa!
I’m in love.
WOW!, just WOW.
Every time I see one of her pics, I just want to lay my head down and take a nap.
I’m hoping she pulls a “Kirk” and has her shirt ripped half off.
only half off?
Wow, there goes the dilithium crystal rods again. I’ll be in my ready room…………………
Spock: Captain Kirk, we are approaching the Grand Tetons .
Kirk: We’ll only need one photon torpedo and mine is already loaded.
Spock: Just be careful we don’t have premature release.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, I’ve never had premature detonation.
Sorry Wyatt, I couldn’t help myself…………..
“Transporter’s broke again Mr. Spock… Sulu came back like this… on second thought… nevermind.”
LDIV – Yes, those certainly are some Grand Tetons.
Captains log….. growing.
Danny – I’d like to beam her up to my quarters, stat.
Rodney – Although he may wish for “more power.”
Sasquatch – Yeah, she probably does squat thrusts.
Smite – Who isn’t?
USAdmiral – If this doesn’t land her a role in the next Star Trek film, nothing will.
Doc – “Those aren’t pillows!” – Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Veeshir – CAAAAAAAAAANS!
Roger – Ready (and waiting) room.
LDIV – It would be creepy hearing that from Shatner, though.
Rodney – “Oh my!”
Sully – And collapsing onto itself like a neutron star.
O.M.G.
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http://doubleplusundead.com/2012/01/20/star-trek-kirks-last-stand/
I’m a bad man.
Pillows- yes.
Motorboat- yes
Wake up with her in the morning/afternoon- Oh hell yes.
“The Vulcan WHAT pinch, little man?”
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I have a feeling she would never suffer the Curse of the Red Shirt. Cap’n Kirk would do the gallant thing and throw her to the ground, shielding her body with his.
Captain Picard, of course, would ask Cmdr LaForge for a full diagnostic.
Some how I see Captain Kirk saying, “Crane…. Denny Crane.”