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Anyone Want To Buy A Russian Rifle?

By Wyatt Earp | January 17, 2012

They’ve never been fired and only dropped once!

A Russian villager discovered a stockpile of Kalashnikov assault rifles hidden in the wooden crates he bought for $15 from a stranger to use as fuel for his winter stove. A total of 79 guns and 253 cartridges were stuffed in more than 60 wooden boxes bought by a resident of the village of Sovkhozny in Udmurtia.

The 57-year old local resident said he bought them from a random truck driver for 500 roubles ($15.81) to heat his home. The fully functional rifles, produced in 1959-1960, were on their way to a recycling plant from Izhmash, one of the country’s oldest arms manufacturing plants, when they wound up in the man’s possession.

Hey comrade, if you want to sell one, I can go as high as 1,000 roubles. Call me!

Topics: Gun Pr0n | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Anyone Want To Buy A Russian Rifle?”

  1. Rob Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 7:20 am

    I wouldn’t mind picking up one (or 79) for that price!

  2. Ranba Ral Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Hell, used ones in bad condition go for $350+ around here. Where do I sign up for this program?

  3. John D Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 10:00 am

    What’s Russian for Ebay?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 10:07 am

    Rob – I’d be happy with one at that price. I’m not greedy.

    Ranba – The line forms behind me!

    John D. – магазин (At least that’s Russian for “store.”)

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Yeah, that’s one way to heat your home.

  6. Bob G. Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Wyatt:
    Da…we ken use dem to protect our nuclear WESSELS…lol.

    Not to mention, I could DEFINITELY heat up some homes in MY part of the Fort Wayne ghettohood…
    (be a lot better than having them use a stove to heat their hovel, burning it to the ground in the process)

    Have to admit, there’s some CACHE…I mean CASH to be made there.

    ;)

    Roll safe.

  7. Ceefour Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    But if these are Russian Army pieces they are fully automatic and,unless things have changed,are not legal without the required fed stamps and the bat boys take a dim view of this matter.

  8. Jon Brooks Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Right now Eric Holder is scratching his head, wondering what happened to that Russian shipment in Fast and Furious.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Smite – And make it smell like cordite.

    Bob G. – Heat up the drug corners instead.

    Ceefour – Yeah, lousy over-officious bastards!

    Jon – Yeah, I think we found it.

  10. Old NFO Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Hm… Old ‘original’ AK? I might even be interested in one of them… :-)

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 18th, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Old NFO – Next time you’re in the land of the Rus, pick up a few. I’m good for the money.

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