About Last Night . . .
By Wyatt Earp | January 30, 2012
Since everyone else is talking about it, I figured I’d post an update on everyone’s favorite (alleged) huffer: Demi Moore.
Demi Moore smoked something before she was rushed to the hospital on Monday night and was convulsing and “semi-conscious, barely,” according to a caller on a frantic 911 recording released Friday by Los Angeles fire officials. The woman tells emergency operators that Moore, 49, had been “having issues lately.”
Yeah, ya think? Losing your water over Ashton Kutcher, though? Lame.
Demi was allegedly smoking “incense.” Who knew church could be a den of inequity?
When the operator asks what Moore ingested or smoked, the friend replies, but the answer was redacted. “Some form of … and then she smoked something. I didn’t really see. She’s been having some issues lately with some other stuff. So I don’t know what she’s been taking or not,” the friend says.
Asked if Moore took the substance intentionally or not, the woman says Moore ingested it on purpose but the reaction was accidental.
Meanwhile, Millennium Films announced Friday that Sarah Jessica Parker will replace Moore in the role of feminist Gloria Steinem in its production of “Lovelace,” a biopic about the late porn star Linda Lovelace. A statement gave no reason for the change. The production, starring Amanda Seyfried, has been shooting in Los Angeles since Dec. 20.
Wow, losing roles to Secretariat. That’s gotta hurt more than getting your stomach pumped.
Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »
January 30th, 2012 at 8:24 am
I think she’s ‘always’ had attachment issues… She has a history of melt-downs going back years… And after X number of plastic surgeries, what’s left that’s real???
January 30th, 2012 at 9:18 am
Secretariat’s a better fit for the role of Gloria Stalin anyway.
I hope Demi doesn’t turn into a middle aged version of Lindsay Lohan, that’d be such a waste.
January 30th, 2012 at 9:19 am
wait what?
Linda Lovelace is going to be played by Amanda Seyfried??!?!
that doesn’t make any sense. lovelace was hideous
January 30th, 2012 at 9:19 am
When I heard Ms Moore was doing “Whip-its” I thought that either: a) She was trying her best Indiana Jones impressions or b) She was trying to something weird with Whippet dogs.
Sorry, I am but a bumpkin from the Midwest and I am not up on the latest suicidal tendencies emanating from Hollywood.
January 30th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Yea but we all remember our bat@#%* crazy ex girlfriends and smile just a bit. I’m just sayin…
January 30th, 2012 at 10:40 am
In the upper right hand corner of the photo, shouldn’t that be BIZARRE?
January 30th, 2012 at 11:02 am
Wyatt:
Why am I thinking she smoked some “spice” (K2)…?
(got nothing to do with Arrakis or DUNE…in case anyone was wondering)
I also heard she smoked “incense”, and that crap fits the bill.
Messed up…very messed up.
Stay safe.
January 30th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Demi Moore might be going through menopause. Not feeling like having sex that leaves Ashton wanting a woman. So he starts looking at women 25 years younger than Demi.
She like others try to push off getting older. Plastic surgery can not stop one from getting old inside. Stick around long enough and you will get old.
January 30th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Lugging those Nitrous Oxide cylinders around and smoking the flower bed will cause issues with anybody
January 30th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Old NFO – Good point. She was probably better off with Bruce Willis.
John D – Sne may be on her way, since she’s not exactly lighting up the movie screens with decent roles.
Orchid – And Seyfried is pretty hot. Ironically, Lohan was up for that role before her umpteenth meltdown.
Ferrell – I figured she was dancing to a Devo tune.
Eric T – 100% correct!
Jon – Nice proofreading there.
Bob G – You know what they say, “The spice must flow.”
Harp – And cranky. Oh, that’s just me.
Crusty – Especially chronic cases of “the munchies.”