You’ll Poke Your Eyes Out, Kid
By Wyatt Earp | December 28, 2011
This is Sofia Vergara. And those are her breasts. I’m not exactly sure which is more talented, but I do know which is probably smarter: the funbags.
The 39-year-old actress was spotted frolicking around in a tiny bikini and wide-brimmed hat at a luxury resort on Saturday. Her strapless two-piece struggled to contain her famous curves and at one point she almost spilled out of her frilly purple top.
“And one time years ago, I remember my publicist [at the time] told me: ‘I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.’”
Oh, I take you seriously, Sofia. Look, I have no real objection to her showing off the goods – unless she’s one of those people who lure us in then gets bent that we stare. That being said, I have a question: Why does she even bother wearing a top? Is it just to frak with me?
Topics: Babes | 12 Comments »
Ahem, I have a question they are “Real” aren’t they?
They aren’t like ah Silicone Blobs are they?
Just Wondering.
I want some like them !
*sigh*
Back when I was working at the sports bar, we had a perky blonde and this nice looking, mature latina either tending bars or waiting tables.
While not quite as hot as Ms Vegara, the latina still had some of the baby fat from her last pregnancy….but it looked like it was in all the right places for the most part.
The blonde was a recent mother herself and had earned the scorn of both female customers and female coworkers alike in how quickly she lost most of the weight from her pregnancy….
So one slow afternoon, I’m treated to two spectacularly MILF-tastic co-workers complaining about how engorged and huge their breasts had become, how much more their backs had hurt as a result and how sensetive their nipples were as a bonus….some of this being shouted across the reasonably empty bar….the Latina was kinda mentoring the blonde and cautioning her on what she should expect further down the line.
“Ay! Let me Tell jhou, Ay thought they would get mas pequeno at some point, but 5 years later, I’m still waiting!”
I tongue-in-cheek said that if they wanted to compare the merchandise, it wasn’t my place to stop them and I could probably find a 3rd party arbiter on short notice. I think anything beyond that would’ve gotten me some sort of sexual harassment complaint…
Ferrell – They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
Robin – And I’d like you to get them . . . and post bikini pics!
Fenway – Hey. you were just offering your observation services . . . as a favor, dontcha know?
Wyatt:
…..um….oh, what?
Take who seriously?
Sorry, I got distracted for some reason (make that TWO reasons)
Sofia’s a hottie…no argument there.
Stay safe (and silicone-free) out there.
Mmmmmmmm…. funbags…… Wait, was there more to this story?
I have a brand new Pearl Necklace I would like to give her!
“…at one point she almost spilled out of her frilly purple top.”
FYI: I never cry over spilt milk.
Bob G. – Yeah, difficult to pay attention to the story, I know.
Sully – Not that I remember.
Danny – Classay!!!
John D. – Well done.
MMMMmmmmm, Juuugs…D’oh
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