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Membership Has Its Privileges

By Wyatt Earp | December 17, 2011

Especially when you have membership in the Russian Parliament.

A Playboy playmate has been elected as one of Vladimir Putin’s MPs in the Russian parliament, giving him cheer after all the recent protests against election fraud by his party. Maria Kozhevnikova, 27, an actress, posed nude for the Russian edition of the magazine two years ago.

“For me this is an absolutely big event in my life,” she said after being confirmed as the new MP for ice-clad Tomsk in Siberia. “I’m just an ordinary citizen of the Russian Federation. With the problems I face every day, now I’ll be provided a platform where I can speak up the difficulties and offer solutions.”

Oh, I can’t wait to hear this imbecile offer solutions to Russia’s problems. I imagine most of them will end with the phrase, “Like, you know, whatever.”

Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Membership Has Its Privileges”

  1. Sally Anne says:

    So if she’s pretty, she must be stupid? Tsk, tsk…

  2. Sally Anne says:

    (admittedly though, if she lives in an “ice-clad” town and dresses that way, it is a distinct possibility that she’s not a doctoral candidate in astrophysics)

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas says:

    I still don’t trust the Rus.

  4. dannytheman says:

    I would prefer dealing with a woman I have seen naked. I might even be OK working beneath her!

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sally Anne – That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying she’s a college-aged chick who posed for Playboy and swallows Putin’s line of thinking. Cuddling up to a former KGB operative is not exactly smart.

    Besides, you’re pretty, but only mildly stupid. *ducks*

    LDIV – I trust the people. Not the leaders.

    Danny – I wouldn’t. Most of the female supervisors in my department look like Julia Child.

  6. Jon Brooks says:

    I’d sing the Russian National Anthem for her. BTW it is definitely a stirring song.

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  8. Veeshir says:

    Hey, it helps if you’re getting screwed by someone you would want to screw you.

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