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Wednesday, November 9th, 2011Try dating a police officer. This surprisingly attractive woman is Veronica Salmeron, a Houston police officer. I say “surprisingly attractive” because many police officers aren’t (me included). That being said, most of us are batsh*t crazy when it comes to relationship issues. To wit: Veronica Salmeron, 25, from Houston, was charged with criminal mischief after [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011November 9, 1901 – Roosevelt Establishes Naval Base In The Philippines Say what you want about TR, but he was always hawkish about defense. As president, the former cavalry hero of the Spanish-American War – his unit was known as the “Rough Riders” – ushered in a new imperial era in American foreign affairs. He [...]
Russian Man Wants His Mummy
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011Hey, if you don’t have any friends, steal them! Russian police have arrested a man described by local media as the “cemetery collector” for digging up 29 corpses and dressing the remains in female clothing to display around his flat. “During a search of his flat and garage, 29 self-made, life-size dolls dressed in the [...]
Obama, Sarkozy Hold Open Mic Night
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011If you haven’t heard about this yet, you may want to grab the duct tape. [A]fter facing reporters for a G20 press conference on Thursday, the two presidents retired to a private room, to further discuss the matters of the day. The conversation apparently began with President Obama criticizing Sarkozy for not having warned him [...]
Mayor Squidward Easily Wins Re-Election
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011Yes, I know it’s a bold prediction, since the polls in Philly are open for three more hours, but I have a hunch the Democrats will pull this one out. Case in point: Can anyone tell me who the GOP challenger is? I know, but it’s because I’m a political junkie. Not many others would, [...]
Report: Joe Paterno To Be Removed
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011Full disclosure: I despise Joe Paterno. I think he is an overrated football coach who only “earned” his records because of his longevity. He’s Pennsylvania’s version of Brett Favre. He’s also a hypocrite. While his fanboys claim he is “all that’s good in college football,” he runs up the score on lesser opponents and responds [...]
She Was A Camden Girl?
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011That’s the claim by Christina Hendricks. Who knew she was from the streets? Christina Hendricks has said that she was a “Camden girl” when she lived in London over a decade ago. The Mad Men actress told ES Magazine that she was a fan of the London borough, which famously homes a number of music [...]
R.I.P Smokin’ Joe Frazier
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011A Philadelphia legend has died of cancer. Joe Frazier, the former heavyweight champion who handed Muhammad Ali his first defeat yet had to live forever in his shadow, died Monday night after a brief final fight with liver cancer. He was 67. Smokin’ Joe was a small yet ferocious fighter who smothered his opponents with [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, November 7th, 2011The One Way Outta Norway Caption Contest is now over. As expected, you guys posted a lot of terrific comments and we hit the 40 mark again this week. Here’s how we did: Top Five Entries: 5. Construction begins on the ramp to jump Michael Moore’s fat ass. – Sully 4. Route of Obama campaign [...]
The Most Fitting Book Title Ever
Monday, November 7th, 2011Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State football coach accused of sexual assault, wrote a book entitled, “Touched.” You just can’t make up snark like that, folks! (H/T – Captain America)
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