Archive for November, 2011
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Friday, November 18th, 2011So Yesterday I woke up at 6am. I say “woke up,” but in reality I never got to sleep. Not sure why, but there ya go. I had to be at the dermatologist’s office at 9am for my bi-annual cancer screening. The good news was there didn’t seem to be any changes or notable marks [...]
Retired PPD Captain Arrested At OWS
Thursday, November 17th, 2011Meet retired Philadelphia Police Captain Ray Lewis. He’s kind of a douche. A retired Philadelphia police captain has been arrested in New York at an Occupy Wall Street demonstration, FOX 29 News has confirmed. Ray Lewis retired from the Philadelphia Police Department in 2004. I never had the displeasure of working under this tool, but [...]
It’s Official: Bacon Can Do Anything
Thursday, November 17th, 2011As every God-fearing man knows, bacon is the greatest food on the face of the Earth. It is also the most versatile. There is bacon salt, bacon popcorn, and bacon vodka. Now bacon has moved on to a new arena: the boudoir. Come on guys, you know the scent of bacon will improve your, um, [...]
Fly The Whore-ly Skies
Thursday, November 17th, 2011For the first time in my adult life I am proud of the TSA. Reality television star J-Woww says on her official Twitter account that she was ‘treated like a criminal’ when airport security officers singled her out for a pat down in North Dakota. Jenni Farley of MTV’s Jersey Shore says in multiple tweets [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011One of the ironic facts about General George Washington is that despite the fact that he was victorious in the Revolutionary War, he lost more battles than he won. And despite the tide-turning victory at Trenton in late December, 1776 was a terrible year for Washington and the soldiers of the Continental Army. November 16, [...]
I Don’t Want To Say He Knew
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011But I don’t know how to finish this sentence. If Joe Paterno did know that his assistant coach was accused of child sex assault and then did little to stop the alleged predator, the former Penn State head coach is a prime target for civil lawsuits, legal experts say. The only thing is – Joe [...]
Cross Burning: You’re Doing It Wrong
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011One of the very first sketches on Chappelle’s Show was a hilarious bit about a black white supremacist. Chappelle played the man in the brilliant parody which highlighted the idiocy of KKK members. Sometimes, the idiocy affects would-be victims. Meet LB Williams. He brought out his inner racist last week, by blaming an alleged hate [...]
The Blueshirts Have A Good Luck Charm
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011Never underestimate the power of a hot babe. When we last heard about actress/model/Slave Leia cos-player Olivia Munn, scurrilous director Brett Ratner bragged about having slept with her before admitting he made that up a week later, removing the pox upon her and restoring her virtue, such as it is. No wonder “Tower Heist” tanked. [...]
All Of You Can Go To Hell!
Tuesday, November 15th, 2011Hell on Wheels, that is. I have to say, AMC is drawing me in. This week’s episode of The Walking Dead was phenomenal – especially since it was heavy on the Daryl – and Hell On Wheels is starting to get really interesting. While I’m still taking a wait-and-see attitude with the show, two characters [...]
I Left My Card In San Francisco
Tuesday, November 15th, 2011You guys remember Nancy Pelosi, right? She is the Botox injected former Speaker of the House. She is also one of the most corrupt politicians in history. Well, that is if you think getting bought off by Visa is a form of corruption. This article is the best argument for term limits in recent memory. [...]
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