Archive for November, 2011
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Monday, November 21st, 2011J-Lo rubbed ex-husband Marc Anthony’s face in it at the American Music Awards last night by dry-humping a rapper and dancing with her new flavor of the week. If Jennifer Lopez wanted to steal the show at the American Music Award’s she certainly succeeded. Jennifer’s raunchy rendition of On The Floor which proved the hot [...]
She Should Have Read The Art Of War
Monday, November 21st, 2011The “she” in this case of First Lady Michelle Obama, and if she bothered to read the Sun Tzu classic, she would have learned to “know thy enemy.” Had she know that, she would have expected the rain of boos that pelted her during yesterday’s NASCAR race. It’s 100,000 “bitter gun and Bible clingers.” Did [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Monday, November 21st, 2011Yes, I’m two days early, but this story was too good to wait. We are standing in the notorious POW camp Stalag Luft III, built at the height of the Third Reich, 100 miles east of Berlin. Ten thousand prisoners were kept under German guns here on a 60-acre site ringed with a double barbed-wire [...]
Toys In The Hood
Sunday, November 20th, 2011A few years ago, there was a national uproar about a talking Teletubbies doll. The doll, Po, appeared to be saying “faggot, faggot” in a sweet little voice. We have the doll at home, and I can tell you that it certainly sounds like that’s what it’s saying. Today, there is a new toy outrage, [...]
The Biggest Loser? It’s Not Anna
Sunday, November 20th, 2011One of TBL’s trainers whined that Anna was too tough on the fatties. Boo hoo. Anna Kournikova may have worked as eye candy on this season’s “The Biggest Loser,” but that wasn’t enough to keep her attached to the hit NBC weight loss show. Kournikova announced this week that she would be not be returning [...]
They Should Rename It The Dark Sea
Saturday, November 19th, 2011Odessites beware: Give this guy an inch; he’ll take an entire planet. Darth Vader has asked for a land plot in the Ukrainian Black Sea port of Odessa. An Odessite dressed as the Star Wars villain visited the mayor’s office this week to claim a free land plot citing Ukrainian legislation which grants every citizen [...]
See What A Little Fame Does To People?
Saturday, November 19th, 2011Meet Barbara Krensel. Like many people in this town, she has had a run-in with the Nazis at the Philadelphia Parking Authority after they ticketed her car during her daughter’s funeral. You may have seen the PPA on the show “Parking Wars.” They were ignorant before. Now? They’re completely out of control. A mother ticketed [...]
Bye, Bi, Demi
Saturday, November 19th, 2011In the midst of the Moore-Kutcher divorce, new (and kinda hot) allegations emerge. Demi Moore is ending her six year marriage to Ashton Kutcher after reports of his alleged infidelities became public, yet behind closed doors their issues seem to have been a lot more complex. It is believed Moore and Kutcher embarked on an [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, November 18th, 2011The Rumors Are True Caption Contest (Source: WaPo) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 21st. Good luck! Original Caption: In two separate [Benetton] ads, Obama is made to appear as if he is kissing Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, and Chinese [...]
This Week’s Black History Minute
Friday, November 18th, 2011In 2008, a man with no experience, no job history, and radical ties was elected President of the United States. His policies helped destroy an already shaky economy, but least people felt good about themselves. Of course, if the media had done its job and vetted Barack Obama, we’d have found comedy gold like this: [...]
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