By Wyatt Earp | October 18, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have some very sad news. President Obama’s teleprompter has been stolen!
Now the country holds its collective breath, as we drift rudderless amidst a sea of despair. Who will lead us, I ask? Who?
A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico just days before his visit to Chesterfield.
When you see President Obama speak, there is a pretty typical setup including the presidential seal on a podium, the see-thru Teleprompter and a portable sound system. Thieves saw the truck carrying that equipment and couldn’t resist the target.
A see-thru teleprompter for a see-thru president. Perfect. Sadly, this theft will not affect the president’s constant partisan attacks. His bile is memorized.