Archive for October, 2011
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Monday, October 17th, 2011In the late 80′s, a scumbag by the name of Gary Heidnik kidnapped six women, held them in his basement, and killed two of them. Apparently, these three pieces of garbage were big Heidnik fans, and their basement was an homage. Police are investigating how four mentally disabled adults–three males and one female–came to be [...]
Happiness Is A Naked Liz Hurley
Monday, October 17th, 2011See? More women should get all nuded up when their lives are going well. Now that their long-distance love affair has been sealed with a £30,000 engagement ring, Elizabeth Hurley tells Jane Mulkerrins why Aussie cricket legend Shane Warne ticks all the right relationship boxes. “We have a lot of fun together, we laugh a [...]
IndyCar Driver Dan Wheldon Killed In Crash
Sunday, October 16th, 2011Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon died Sunday in a fiery 15-car wreck at Las Vegas Motor Speedway when his car flew over another on Lap 13 and smashed into the wall just outside turn 2. Wheldon was 33. Drivers were told of Wheldon’s death in a meeting about two hours after the [...]
A Suite Engagement
Sunday, October 16th, 2011Okay, I have two questions. First, when did the hot chick from The Suite Life On Deck turn 23? Second, why does she have such dubious taste in men? Trace Cyrus, the rocker older brother of Miley Cyrus, is engaged to Disney actress Brenda Song, who is reportedly pregnant with the couple’s child. “I am [...]
Dead On My Feet
Sunday, October 16th, 2011They’re back, baby! The Walking Dead, possibly the best show on television – it’s either that or Justified – returns tonight at 9pm on AMC. I know a lot off you have been patiently waiting for Season 2, so this is a a pretty good day. That being said, here is what I’d like to [...]
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Saturday, October 15th, 2011Yeah, those waters? They’re a lot more troubled now. State police have arrested two men accused of stealing a privately owned steel bridge from a secluded area in Lawrence County. Police said that Benjamin Arthur Jones, 24, and Alexander William Jones, 25, used a torch to tear apart the Covert’s Crossing Bridge late last month [...]
Yeah Mayor Squidward, Blame The Guns
Saturday, October 15th, 2011Mayor Michael Nutter (aka mayor Squidward) is one of the most gun-unfriendly politicians in America. He makes Ed Rendell look like an NRA Life Member. He’s now railing against the National Right-to-Carry Reciprocity Act; because he thinks it will turn Philly into Tombstone. Guess he doesn’t read his own crime stats, huh? Mayor Nutter has [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is A Douche
Saturday, October 15th, 2011Who knew his Kelso character from “That 70′s Show” wasn’t an act? As Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher sat around the fire at Kabbalah camp summit last weekend, it seemed the pair were trying salvage their marriage in the wake of allegations he cheated on their wedding anniversary. But it appears the Hollywood couple might [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, October 14th, 2011Everybody Poops Caption Contest (Source: DailyMail) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 17th. Good luck! Original Caption: Raw sewer: An unidentified man seen defecates on a NYPD patrol car in downtown Manhattan. Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Rodney Dill Wizbang
A Brush With Greatness
Friday, October 14th, 2011You have to hand it to starving artists; they sure have a damned fine racket going. Instead of painting portraits of landscapes, they look to paint boobies of naked models in New York’s Times Square. For “art.” An artist arrested for applying body paint to a nude model in New York’s Times Square will have [...]
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