Archive for October, 2011
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Wednesday, October 19th, 2011Sorry about that, guys, but the damned gremlins got into the circuitry again. We were down for about four hours, and are up now – I hope – thanks solely to this man. Jim worked his tail off getting the blog back into fighting shape. Truly, he is my Oprah. So, barring any more unforeseen [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011October 19, 1812 – Napoleon Retreats From Moscow Following the rejection of his Continental System by Czar Alexander I, French Emperor Napoleon I invaded Russia with his Grande Armée on June 24, 1812. The enormous army, featuring more than 500,000 soldiers and staff, was the largest European military force ever assembled to that date. Napoleon [...]
I Know It’s Raining In Ohio
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011But do we really need two of every animal running around? Law enforcement officials in Muskingum County, east of Columbus, are tracking down a handful of zoo animals set free by their keeper. Lions, bears, wolves, and apes are among the types of animals who were released. Hopefully, some lions will make their way to [...]
There’s A Tongue Joke In Here Somewhere
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011Yeah, the PETArds annoy me, but Laura Vandervoort is still smoking hot. She’s used to saving the day as Supergirl and now Laura Vandervoort is lending her power to a new cause. The Smallville star has stripped off to be the latest celebrity face of PETA’s anti-animal skin campaign. The 27-year-old star posed naked, aside [...]
Did Anyone Check The Couch Cushions?
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011Apparently, the LAPD had a cache of submachine guns and pistols stolen. Oh, and did I mention that the guns were stolen from the SWAT grounds? Yeah, a place that is manned by at least one SWAT officer 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Don’t worry, though, an LAPD spokesbabe said there is [...]
A Bittersweet Day For Israel
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011After being kidnapped and held for five years, Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit was released today. But Israel paid a steep price to get him out of the hands of Hamas. Cheering crowds greeted Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit as he arrived in his hometown of Mitzpe Hila after five years in captivity in Gaza. Sgt Shalit, [...]
The Nation Mourns A Tremendous Loss
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have some very sad news. President Obama’s teleprompter has been stolen! Now the country holds its collective breath, as we drift rudderless amidst a sea of despair. Who will lead us, I ask? Who? A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico [...]
Watch Out For Paper Cuts!
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011Who says a million pounds isn’t worth that much anymore? While most of us mere mortals barely know what a £50 note feels like, Tamara Ecclestone lies naked surrounded by oodles of them. The model stripped off to pose for iconic photographer Tyler Shields in a series of snaps that ooze filthy rich. As well [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, October 17th, 2011The Everybody Poops Caption Contest has now ended. Sadly, the Occupy Wall Street protesters continue their violent attacks and desecration of New York City. Let’s see how everyone did. Top Seven Entries: 7. Just before Leroy passed the police car, he screamed something about needing more fiber. – Proof 6. Uh, I don’t think BioFuels [...]
ToyOn: Apply Directly To The Forehead
Monday, October 17th, 2011Most bachelor parties are not attended by clear-thinking people. That being said, one of the most important skills needed when attending one is knowing when to duck. The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect [...]
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