Archive for October, 2011
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Wednesday, October 26th, 2011I wonder if this incident will be featured in one of their commercials? Fifty-three-year-old Gary Kietlinski of Cossayuna is facing an aggravated drunk driving charge after police say he used the OnStar device in his pick-up truck to call for help a little after 2:00 a.m. on Sunday. In a recording released by the Cambridge-Greenwich [...]
Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011Yeah, I would have been interested in 2007. Now? Not so much. Lindsay Lohan has lined up a new gig – as a Playboy girl. LiLo is posing for Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine, a source told Access Hollywood. The source told Access that Lohan is disrobing for the spread, which is being shot this week [...]
Finally, A Place Where There Is No Last Call
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011Yeah, it sounds good, but once the doorman lets you in, you don’t get out for ten to twenty. A Brazilian police inspector is trying to find out hundreds of cans of beer got into a cell holding rogue officers. Hmm, I wonder if the Rio de Janeiro Police Department is hiring. Well, if not, [...]
We Need A March On Salma
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011Good Lord, this woman would look smoking hot in a trash bag. She has played down her seductive style while promoting her latest film and her style has veered towards conservative and a little boring. But Salma Hayek brought back her glamour and stepped out in a stunning asymmetrical chocolate brown dress for the Puss [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, October 24th, 2011The iThrone Caption Contest has now concluded. As always when I post a photo of the Hill-dabeast, the comments this week were top notch. You guys are nothing if not creative. With that said, let’s see how everyone did. Top Five Entries: 5. “I took off my wedding ring, I wonder if any of the [...]
Violence Against Police Is Up Sharply
Monday, October 24th, 2011But it’s okay because every single one of us belong to the militarized arm of the fascist government, out to violate your rights at the barrel of a gun. The number of law enforcement officers who were killed nationwide has jumped nearly 17 percent. Newly released statistics from the FBI show that 56 officers were [...]
Stormtroopers At Home
Monday, October 24th, 2011If you’re a Star Wars geek like me, you are probably a fan of the Empire. Darth Vader and his stormtroopers were much cooler than dweebs like Luke Skywalker, and it was fun to see them wreak havoc on the rebels. Now, we can see the stormtroopers at home. He may be one of the [...]
Everybody Hurts
Monday, October 24th, 2011Parents, did you ever use the phrase, “This is going to hurt me more than it does you?” Well, believe it or not, that saying is actually true sometimes – especially after a parent/son soccer game. See these angry-looking monsters in the photo above? That’s Kyle’s soccer team. With those faces you wouldn’t think they [...]
Dora The Explorer Would Be Jealous
Sunday, October 23rd, 2011Her backpack never carried a .25-caliber Taurus pistol. Young students at a New York City school were left rattled on Tuesday after a six-year-old brought in a gun that her mom left in her backpack. Police sources told the New York Daily News that Marian Brioso, 46, put the loaded handgun in her daughter’s backpack, [...]
It’s Why I’m A Dog Person
Sunday, October 23rd, 2011I love dogs. I always have, as I have owned them all my life. Cats? What’s the point? Dogs provide companionship without the bad attitude you get from their feline friends. Dogs actually do things, instead of lying around the house coughing up fur balls. And, most importantly, dogs carry rabies. A woman who told [...]
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