Woman Dies From Hot Beef Injection
By Wyatt Earp | September 9, 2011
Believe it or not, heated beef fat is not an adequate substitute for Botox.
A Homewood woman died Thursday after apparently injecting heated beef fat into her face at her south suburban home. Janet Hardt, 63 of the 1000 block of W. 186th St. in Homewood, was pronounced dead at 6:25 p.m. at Advocate South Suburban Hospital in Hazel Crest, according to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office.
A source said shortly before Hardt died she injected heated beef fat into her face around her mouth and chin, which she had done before on several occasions. Hardt went to the hospital after complaining that her face became singed and felt like it was burning, according to the source.
Wow, it’s hard to believe someone can be that tallow.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 16 Comments »
September 9th, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Stupidity… plain and simple…
September 9th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
Another Illinois IDIOT……….We grow ‘em different…….
September 9th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Just Darwin thinning out the herd…
September 9th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
I want to comment on the cow in the pic.
I watched a friend’s kid for a weekend and he loved that show.
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that it’s obviously a male character (male voice) but it’s a cow complete with udders?
September 9th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
PAGING DETECTIVE EARP:
(Nasal secretary voice) There is a mister Satan on line one. It’s something about about the road to hell being paved with bad puns.
September 10th, 2011 at 5:28 am
Udderly disgraceful.
September 10th, 2011 at 7:47 am
Old NFO – And it cost her her life. Amazing.
LDIV – The most unbelievable part is that it wasn’t the first time she tried it!
Captain – Thank God for that. Eventually, she might have suggested it to someone else.
Veeshir – Yeah, I noticed that, too. My boys watch Back At The Barnyard a lot. It’s how I found the picture of Otis.
Bill N – Oh, the lack of punnery wouldn’t save me from Hell. I’m way past that.
Robert B. – See you in Hell!
September 10th, 2011 at 8:05 am
Another Forest Gump moment! Stupid is as stupid does!
September 10th, 2011 at 8:23 am
I have herd that there is a new drug problem out on the farms, Oxycowton abuse. Cut with ranch dressing it can be deadly if used to treat hoof ‘n mouth, let alone abused.
Signs of abuse are: moo..ning strangers, milking their job at the union, hanging around the lower 40 and wearing loud obnoxious bells. I steak my reputation that all of the above is true.
September 10th, 2011 at 8:54 am
She’ll be churning in her grave when she sees this post.
September 10th, 2011 at 8:54 am
Whey to go, Wyatt.
September 10th, 2011 at 10:26 am
Wyatt, at least I’ll have a friend there.
September 10th, 2011 at 10:27 am
She was trying to butter up her bull.
September 10th, 2011 at 11:30 am
Danny – And it cost her dearly.
Jon – You milkd that pun for all its worth.
Rodney – Well crafted!
Robert B. – Mention my name, you’ll get a seat at the bar.
September 11th, 2011 at 12:21 am
heh. hot beef injection. nice.
September 13th, 2011 at 12:55 am
She wins the Darwin Award