Archive for September, 2011
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Sunday, September 18th, 2011The “singer” apparently lost his Man Card at a Miami concert the other night. They say that a birthday is the time to look back on the last year and reflect. But Marc Anthony seemed to crack under the emotion, as he ended up weeping live on stage in Miami last night. The Latino singer, [...]
Ich Bin Ein Racist
Sunday, September 18th, 2011So get this: a German comedian has been putting up satirical billboards around Berlin. They are meant to be both funny and tasteless – the kind of policy this blog follows. Of course, German humor is a little, um, “different.” German comedian Martin Sonneborn is well-known for jokes bordering on the tasteless. But a satirical [...]
Will Flushing Meadows Be Mentioned?
Sunday, September 18th, 2011It’s official: some people will publish anything. The inspiration for Amber C. Jones’ first book was under her nose. It was the smells of New York City — the pizza, the bagels, the pastrami and the garbage. Jones tells Newsday she decided to write a scratch-and-sniff guide to New York City featuring the city’s signature [...]
World Of Whorecraft
Sunday, September 18th, 2011Meet Angie Jenkins, the pride of Michigan. Go Wolverines! Like every 35-year old, Angie enjoys reading, long strolls on the beach, and diddling minors she met online. Oh, and did I mention the fact that she drove from Michigan to Buffalo for a little psycho-on-teenager action? A Michigan woman who developed a sexual relationship with [...]
If Only Hitler Had One Of These
Saturday, September 17th, 2011And you thought you hid your pr0n in a secure place? San Fernando Valley porn purveyors Pink Visual may be the only adult film company equipped to release such a title, as they are planning on “riding out the 2012 apocalypse in style” by building an “enormous underground bunker” in anticipation of the December 21, [...]
The US Day Of Rage
Saturday, September 17th, 2011Since today is the Feast Day of anarchists, hippies, and cop haters across the country, I figured what better time to let you vent. You see, every time I surf the ‘net, I see a comment – or an entire post – ripping police officers. Lately, these comments have been appearing on sites I frequent. [...]
Obama Admin Treats Women “Like Meat?”
Saturday, September 17th, 2011Wow, maybe I had this guy all wrong. I’m just sayin’. Top female advisers felt left out by a boy’s club in the White House where rampant infighting sabotaged the administration’s economic decisions, according to a controversial new book. Sidelined and ignored in the West Wing, some women aides reportedly complained to President Obama about [...]
A Glimpse Into My Mind
Saturday, September 17th, 2011Work sucked tonight, as I started the day with a burglary arrest, followed up with an easy investigation, then finished with a clusterf**k of a robbery. With respect to the robbery, I was figuratively arse-raped by my sergeant at the last minute. The detective that should have been assigned to it was “skipped” so I [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, September 16th, 2011Kessel Run DMC Caption Contest (Source: Neatorama) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 19th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Rodney Dill Wizbang
The Battle Of Trenton
Friday, September 16th, 2011Just when you thought it was safe to go back into New Jersey, the city of Trenton announced the layoffs of 108 police officers, effective today. First Camden, then Newark, and now Trenton. God help the people of these cities, because help will never get to them in time. On Friday, 108 of the department’s [...]
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