Archive for September, 2011
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Monday, September 26th, 2011Thomas Roberts, one of Al Sharpton’s co-workers, thinks every GOP presidential candidate would prefer to go back to the halcyon days “when slavery was cool.” Openly gay MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts has condemned the GOP presidential hopefuls, saying they would prefer a time ‘when slavery was cool’. His words came after some members of the [...]
My Favorite Founder? Thomas Kniferson
Sunday, September 25th, 2011Which amendment covers the right to stab people? One man is hospitalized following an overnight stabbing inside the National Constitution Center. It happened at 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning. Police say there was an altercation between the two men inside the kitchen. The confrontation escalated, and a 36-year-old male stabbed the 21-year-old victim multiple times in [...]
Give The Man A Hand
Sunday, September 25th, 2011Michael Vick – aka Mr. Glass – broke his right hand in today’s game against the Giants. *giggle* Eagles quarterback Michael Vick has left the game against the Giants with a broken right hand. Vick started Sunday’s game despite suffering a concussion in last Sunday’s loss at Atlanta. He was temporarily replaced by Mike Kafka [...]
Utah Man Redefines The Police Chase
Sunday, September 25th, 2011Despite what you may see on TV, the era of the master criminal is long gone. Most criminals today are morons, lacking ingenuity, brains, and balls. This Utah man has all three, and he started a precedent that will probably reach to thugs around the globe. I almost admire him. A Park City man accused [...]
British Babes Pose Naked To Fight Ageism
Sunday, September 25th, 2011Well, they sold me. They’re hired! (For what, I have no idea.) Some of British TV’s most familiar female faces have dared to bare to prove that no matter how old they are, they should not be subjected to ageism. Loose Women Sherrie Hewson and Andrea McLean posed naked alongside Coronation Street’s Beverley Callard and [...]
Irish Guy Takes “Burning Man” Seriously
Saturday, September 24th, 2011As they say on ESPN, this guy was en fuego. A man who burned to death in his home died as a result of spontaneous combustion, an Irish coroner has ruled. It is believed to be the first case of its kind in Ireland. West Galway coroner Dr Ciaran McLoughlin said it was the first [...]
She Drove A Plymouth Satellite
Saturday, September 24th, 2011Faster than the speed of light . . . There – some B-52′s for ya. NASA’s dead satellite apparently plunged to Earth early this morning, but like Snooki’s virginity, no one can seem to find it. And people wonder why NASA is losing its funding? The damned thing is bigger than J-Lo’s ass, and you [...]
Apache, Jump On It, Jump On It
Saturday, September 24th, 2011Note to Code Monkey: Get thee to Gila Bend! He has a reputation for letting his hair down when off-duty, so Prince Harry could be in for a shock when he arrives in Arizona for military training next month. The 27-year-old royal will attend Gila Bend Air Force Auxiliary Field in the middle of the [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, September 23rd, 2011Talk To The Hand Caption Contest (Source: The Daily) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 26th. Good luck! Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama attends the Open Government Partnership event family photo during the UN General Assembly at the United [...]
Man Gives New Meaning To iPod “Touch”
Friday, September 23rd, 2011Meet Jason Daniel Goodman. (Yeah, I thought it was Peter Griffin, too.) Jason has a problem with fatty foods. He also has a problem with his memory, which in turn exposed his problem with kiddie pr0n. Now, he’s going to have a problem with his cellmates. Jason Daniel Goodman, 33, was arrested on a pair [...]
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