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A Glimpse Into My Mind

By Wyatt Earp | September 17, 2011

Work sucked tonight, as I started the day with a burglary arrest, followed up with an easy investigation, then finished with a clusterf**k of a robbery. With respect to the robbery, I was figuratively arse-raped by my sergeant at the last minute. The detective that should have been assigned to it was “skipped” so I could get the clusterf**ky goodness.

Now I’m tired, bent, and wanting many, many pints of Guinness. Sadly, I can’t do that because my foot is frakked up and I just took pain meds.

So where am I going with this? I don’t know. What I do know is that I needed to vent and none of my friends – instead of Code Monkey – are up (and sober) at this hour. So, I apologize for a nothing post. Of course, you sat and read this crap, so that deserves something . . .

And since it’s football season . . .

And I hear some women dig Tom Brady, so . . .

Thanks for listening.

Topics: All About Wyatt | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “A Glimpse Into My Mind”

  1. Code Monkey Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    Sober? Silly Wyatt… Hang in there.

  2. Wes S. Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 1:23 am

    I’m sober too, for the moment, but I and Evan Williams** are working on that…

    (**Just as good as Jack Daniels if you’re using it as a mixer and half the price. What’s not to like?

    Yeah, I’m a cheap drunk. ;) )

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 1:54 am

    CM – I was gonna mention that you were already Guinnessed-up, but I figured everyone already knew that. :)

    Wes S. – I’m more of a Captain Morgan guy, but I would recommend Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey if you’re a whiskey drinker. It’s divine.

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 2:12 am

    I’m up urban hunting tonight. Have had people sitting on our back porch in the wee hours several times the last couple weeks. They defintely have to trespass to do so. Nothing stolen or broken yet so I assume kids.
    I figure on jumping out with an air horn and Passion has her teeth, .45 will be close indoors.

    Note: Passion is not the name we gave her she is a rescue. She’s turning into a damn fine dog and family member. Sheperd/Basenji mix.

    Anyways hang in there. Remember my motto: Could be better, could be worse.

  5. JT Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 3:56 am

    A Glimpse Into My Mind

    Be careful.

    Ever wonder why Oscar Mayer doesn’t show how the bologna is made? :)

  6. Robert B. Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 5:34 am

    (In an Andy Rooney voice) “Did you ever have one of those decades that didn’t go right?”

    My sympathies, Wyatt. Just remember to be thankful for your wonderful family. Hang in there, Pardner.

  7. DocRambo Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Wyatt: There is a reason they call it “work”, you know? Me, I am on second call, and have to be off the alcohol for a full 24 hours–hope I don’t start getting the shakes or something.–Just kidding, I’ve been known to go a full three days without a drink before the bastards get to me.

  8. rob in katy Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    does it still count if I waited till morniging to read this :-)

  9. Kim Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Hey. I didn’t read it until this afternoon!

  10. Old NFO Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Yeah, we ALL have those days on occasion! Just go kick ass tomorrow and get ‘even’ :-)

  11. Bob G. Says:
    September 19th, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Hey, some days you’re the DOG…and other days you’re the HYDRANT.

    Tomorrow is ANOTHER day (to be THE DOG!!!)

    Take it easy.
    Roll safe.