Archive for August, 2011
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Monday, August 15th, 2011The Anarchy In The UK Caption Contest is now over. As always, there were a lot of great entries, so let’s get to the top five. Top Five Entries: 5. Upon realizing that it Snooki from the Jersey Shore who had jumped into the waiting arms of the crowd below, the promptly tossed her back [...]
British Spies Had Some Bizarre Ideas
Monday, August 15th, 2011I think it’s safe to say we won’t see a plot like this in any James Bond films. It would be too over-the-top; even for them. I guess necessity is the mother of invention, and the ravages of World War II made a solution of hostilities a desperate necessity. It’s the only reason I can [...]
Lingerie Sports Takes Next Logical Step
Monday, August 15th, 2011Lingerie football was such a complete and utter success – snark – that the powers-that-be decided to bring the bras and panties to the hard-court. Heh, “hard.” Teams playing in the Lingerie Basketball League have to strip to their bras and panties for the games, which are proving popular with male fans. Four teams – [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Monday, August 15th, 2011This brilliant piece of literature comes to us from “timisarocker.” You can see his awesome website, the pride of Tumblr, here. Anyway, Timmy took umbrage with my post about Adele; the chubby ginger who poses as a singer in Great Britain. She made a comment stating she would never date a fellow ginger, but would [...]
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie . . . with your hands. A famed Austrian museum has fired an employee for washing his hands and face with his urine. Alfred Zoppelt says he was fired after 23 years of working as an attendant at the Belvedere, a castle in Vienna with a major art [...]
The Bald And The Beautiful
Sunday, August 14th, 2011I’m gonna start showing more skin here at the blog, but before you unsubscribe, I need to tell you that it’s completely unavoidable. Here’s the back-story. Ever since I was in high school, I started getting my hair cut very close. In high school, it was spiked – God, I loved the 80′s – and [...]
Brooke-amania Is Running Wild!
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Decades of watching and listening to that idiot Hulk Hogan is finally paying off . . . in the form of his hot – yet moonbatty – daughter. Most children are embarrassed when their fathers dance awkwardly after Christmas dinner or bring out the baby pictures for potential suitors. And so it’s rare for it [...]
Man Dies After Being Bitten By Vampire Bat
Saturday, August 13th, 2011Yeah, he’s dead now, but he’ll be walking the earth in about 24 hours. A teenager from Mexico became the first person in the United States to die after being bitten by a vampire bat and infected with rabies, US health authorities said on Thursday. The 19-year-old man was a migrant farm worker who had [...]
Toad Really Wants Gal To Drop The Chalupa
Saturday, August 13th, 2011And by “chalupa,” I mean her pants. Meet 24-year old Jason Dean of Georgia. This may shock you, but this handsome son of a bitch has trouble finding women. But fear not, Jason is an enterprising self-starter who likes to take the initiative when it comes to dating. Unfortunately, he also likes to take hostages. [...]
Stefani’s Stepdaughter Poses For Playboy
Saturday, August 13th, 2011To be honest, I didn’t know Gwen Stefani had a stepdaughter. Luckily for us guys, she does, and the stepdaughter – Daisy Lowe – is all hot and naked. Daisy Lowe, rocker Gavin Rossdale’s 22-year old daughter with former fling, singer-turned-designer Pearl Lowe, has bared all for Playboy. The ravishing brunette, who has modeled for [...]
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