Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 22, 2011

So Close, And Yet So Far Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 25th. Good luck!
Original Caption: A boy climbs up the leg of a 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe in Chicago, July 15, 2011. The sculpture “Forever Marilyn” by artist Seward Johnson, is based on a scene from the movie “Seven Year Itch” and will be on display until next spring.
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Topics: Caption Contest | 29 Comments »





July 22nd, 2011 at 1:15 pm
…and for the rest of his life, Bobby was a “leg” man.
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:23 pm
My God, it’s full of stars…
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Now that’s a leg thrill!!!
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:52 pm
…and little Chris Mathews’ life was changed forever.
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Jason from the ‘Crab patrol’ springs into action!
July 22nd, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Yup, shaved.
July 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Gah! I *do* need a ten foot pole!
July 22nd, 2011 at 4:49 pm
I think I see Jimmy Hoffa!
July 22nd, 2011 at 5:29 pm
I learned chasity on my mothers knee, but I learned lust in another joint.
July 22nd, 2011 at 5:39 pm
About a minute later, he started swinging from a rope he found up there….. and then it got messy.
July 22nd, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Cliffy hated throwing the frisbee with Eddie, because you never knew where it was gonna end up.
July 22nd, 2011 at 6:58 pm
“If he doesn’t stop humping her leg I’m going to have to get him fixed”
July 22nd, 2011 at 7:41 pm
Fluffy, come down from there! Fluffy!
July 22nd, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Ralphie finally learned there were better things than that bb gun.
July 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Nice beaver!
/frank drebin
July 23rd, 2011 at 7:24 am
IT’S A TRAP!
July 23rd, 2011 at 8:50 am
Paris Hilton’s crabs mutated and pulled a daring, daylight escape.
July 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I think I can, I think I can…
July 23rd, 2011 at 12:44 pm
El Gato Grande
July 23rd, 2011 at 12:44 pm
Ya think Mel Gibson can make this on talk?
July 23rd, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Ya think Mel Gibson can make this one talk?
July 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 pm
“I can hear the ocean!”
July 23rd, 2011 at 4:59 pm
“Hey dad! What kind of carpet it that up there?”
July 23rd, 2011 at 10:37 pm
inspiration for Primus’ “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”
July 24th, 2011 at 12:15 am
To dream the impossible dream….
July 24th, 2011 at 12:21 am
Boy administers “seven year scratch”.
July 24th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Only seven feet from paradise
July 25th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
“Get off my lawn !”
(Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery)
July 25th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
“I know that’s where I came from, but that is the first one I’ve seen that I could crawl back into.”