Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | July 22, 2011

So Close, And Yet So Far Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 25th. Good luck!
Original Caption: A boy climbs up the leg of a 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe in Chicago, July 15, 2011. The sculpture “Forever Marilyn” by artist Seward Johnson, is based on a scene from the movie “Seven Year Itch” and will be on display until next spring.
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…and for the rest of his life, Bobby was a “leg” man.
My God, it’s full of stars…
Now that’s a leg thrill!!!
…and little Chris Mathews’ life was changed forever.
Jason from the ‘Crab patrol’ springs into action!
Yup, shaved.
Gah! I *do* need a ten foot pole!
I think I see Jimmy Hoffa!
I learned chasity on my mothers knee, but I learned lust in another joint.
About a minute later, he started swinging from a rope he found up there….. and then it got messy.
Cliffy hated throwing the frisbee with Eddie, because you never knew where it was gonna end up.
“If he doesn’t stop humping her leg I’m going to have to get him fixed”
Fluffy, come down from there! Fluffy!
Ralphie finally learned there were better things than that bb gun.
Nice beaver!
/frank drebin
IT’S A TRAP!
Paris Hilton’s crabs mutated and pulled a daring, daylight escape.
I think I can, I think I can…
El Gato Grande
Ya think Mel Gibson can make this on talk?
Ya think Mel Gibson can make this one talk?
“I can hear the ocean!”
“Hey dad! What kind of carpet it that up there?”
inspiration for Primus’ “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”
To dream the impossible dream….
Boy administers “seven year scratch”.
Only seven feet from paradise
“Get off my lawn !”
(Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery)
“I know that’s where I came from, but that is the first one I’ve seen that I could crawl back into.”