Twisted Metal
By Wyatt Earp | June 10, 2011
The world’s most pierced woman married the most boring man ever. They’re the original Odd Couple!
Elaine Davidson, who has almost 7000 piercings covering her body, married Douglas Watson, at a low-key wedding reception in Edinburgh. Brazilian-born Miss Davidson, 46, made a bizarre sight in a flowing white wedding gown and floral tiara with only her face visible, which was painted green and covered in 192 piercings.
It contrasted markedly from her older husband, who is aged in his 60s, who was more conservatively-dressed in a simple navy suit, a sky-blue shirt and Marks and Spencer tie. The two bridesmaids were dressed in pink.
“Elaine looked astonishing,” he said after the ceremony. (H/T – Mrs. C)
Methinks Mr. Watson needs a stronger lens prescription.
Here’s my question: Do you think the ambulance will be called during the wedding night? “Hello, 911? Yeah, my winkie got caught on her kitty chain again.”
Topics: Snarkasm | 14 Comments »
June 10th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Make sure you keep her inside when the lightning and thunder come a knocking.
June 10th, 2011 at 8:06 pm
I think she should remove all of her piercings and clothing and ride a bicycle really fast down a long, steep hill.
I bet it would make a noise like a bagpipe/ pipe organ orchestra.
She should do this once a day, in an effort to be able to play some recognizable tunes.
June 10th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Heltau – Probably don’t want her near any outlets, either.
JT – She’s her own mp3 player!
June 10th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Methinks Mr. Watson needs a stronger lens prescription.
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After ending up with THAT for a bride, methinks Mr. Watson must have breath that could halt a speeding locomotive.
June 10th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
She’s her own mp3 player!
Yeah, she doesn’t have to download anything.
June 10th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Look, Al !
No carbon footprint !
June 10th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
JT – She serves as her own antenna!
June 10th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Two words: Electromagnetic ceiling.
Hours and hours of fun!
June 10th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Just one question……Who is positive and who is negative?
June 10th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
That could be interesting… or it IS interesting
June 10th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
I’d tap that.
June 11th, 2011 at 3:57 am
Randal, you would need a rubber made out of mace. And a bag over your head.
June 11th, 2011 at 9:54 am
I think the “just walked past an exploding Home Depot” look is quite chic.
June 11th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Lou – Especially if you turn it off at just the right time. SLAM!
LDIV – I think they’re both positively insane.
Old NFO – Imagine the poor TSA guy who has to screen this chick.
Randal – Yeah, I figured you would.
Skip – And a football helmet on your head so you don’t poke your eyes out.
Mrs. Crankipants – Amy Winehouse will look just like that in a few years.