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CA Puts A Wrap On Pr0n Industry

By Wyatt Earp | May 30, 2011

Would you wear a condom when having sex with this man?

If you’re a member of the pr0n industry, you may not have a choice now. The Nazis at OSHA apparently don’t want performers walking around in public smelling like bleach. The nerve of some people!

Personally, I think the California legislators should stop worrying about protection and start worrying about ugly guys like Ron Jeremy poisoning screens with his hairy back. But that’s just me.

Porn performers in California would be required to use condoms in sex scenes if draft rules from state workplace safety officials advance out of the proposal phase. Cal/OSHA officials provided the Associated Press with a 17-page draft proposal that contained sometimes graphic details of the bodily fluids, waste matter and other materials that porn actors must protect themselves against to avoid infection.

The draft is to be discussed at a public meeting in Los Angeles on June 7 and would later go to the state’s Occupational Safety & Health Standards Board for a ruling on whether it becomes part of state code.

This legislation really is where the rubber meets the road.

Topics: Snarkasm | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “CA Puts A Wrap On Pr0n Industry”

  1. PapaMAS says:
    May 30, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    “This legislation really is where the rubber meets the road.”

    Ba-dump-bump!

  2. fozzy says:
    May 30, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    So they start filming in Mexico and the California government has killed another industry.

  3. Wyatt Earp says:
    May 30, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    PapaMAS – Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal!

    Fozzy – Well, the state should keep a stiff upper lip.

  4. Ambulance_Driver says:
    May 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    I think you mean where the rubber meets the choad.

  5. Wyatt Earp says:
    May 30, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    AD – Damn, that’s better than my line. Well played!

  6. andycanuck says:
    May 30, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    And, ironically enough, these dicks think it’s the Christian right that wants to tell them what to do.

    On the bright side, they’ll probably start moving production to Canada despite the dollar difference going the wrong way now (from the American viewpoint). I wonder if they’ll be hiring gaffers?

  7. ed says:
    May 31, 2011 at 3:20 am

    Ahh…Ron Jeremy.

    That guy is living proof that if a guy like him can get the ladies, so can I.

  8. L Frame S&W says:
    May 31, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Ed,

    Only if you are hung like Ron Jeremy…

  9. Son of Taz says:
    May 31, 2011 at 7:22 am

    It takes 17 pages to require performers to take a shower and wear a jimmy cap?

    Yikes.

  10. Wyatt Earp says:
    May 31, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Andy – Gaffers. That’s a euphemisn, right? :)

    Ed – He really does make the rest of us look much better.

    L Frame – Guy is a complete freak.

    SoT – Politicians have to complicate everything.

  11. andycanuck says:
    May 31, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I should have typed “key grips” instead?