Attention Ladies, Swimgerie Has Arrived!
By Wyatt Earp | May 19, 2011
Ladies, have you ever gotten “the urge” while swimming or strolling on the beach? If you answered yes, do I have good news for you! Swimgerie has arrived! It’s basically swimwear that can double as lingerie, because apparently no one has ever had sex while wearing a bathing suit. No, you stop, change out of the bikini and into lingerie, then tear those clothes off.
“It’s a little bikini revolution”, says PR and Style Expert Nadja Atwal who once won a national Miss Bikini contest. “If any of my competitors had worn swimgerie in the contest, I would have surely lost to that girl, because these pieces have an unbeatable X-factor.”
The new trend – best displayed by the label Femme Noir Swimgerie – has an economical appeal as well. “Since swimgerie makes you both the goddess of the beach and queen of the night,” Atwal continues. “It’s budget friendly!
There’s a fish smell joke in there, but I’m not touching it with a ten-foot rod.
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Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »
May 19th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
There’s a fish smell joke in there, but I’m not touching it with a ten-foot rod.
Not even a fly rod ?
May 19th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
Yawn….let me know when they come out with bacongerie.
May 19th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Great. Now we’ll never get that smell out of the water.
/Was that it?
May 19th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
I wondered why all the tomcats in the neighborhood were yowling…
May 19th, 2011 at 7:40 pm
JT – Not even with my wedding tackle.
Fenway – No way, I’m keeping that story to myself!
Lou – No, but that was better than what I was thinking.
Robert B. – They wanted their Fancy Feast.
May 19th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
I like the outfit on the right, uninterrupted access from the chin past the navel.
May 20th, 2011 at 2:16 am
To my perverted way of thinking the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a mans dress shirt…and a smile.
May 21st, 2011 at 11:51 am
L Frame – What’s not to love? Skin, skin, and more skin!
Skip – I’m like that with a hockey jersey. Definite turn-on.