Archive for April, 2011
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Saturday, April 23rd, 2011Local thug and career criminal Khalil Burton just saved the taxpayers thousands of dollars in court costs. Why? Because he watches too much television. You see, in the land of TV, all of the cool criminals shoot their guns sideways and carry their “nines” in their front waistband. The sideways shooting style always hits its [...]
Denise Richards Questions Sheen’s Sobriety
Saturday, April 23rd, 2011My dear, you should be questioning his freakin’ sanity. Denise Richards is offering to take in Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s two young boys. Mueller recently headed back to rehab to deal with what Richards calls her “issues” and though she has nothing but support for the mother of two, she does not have the [...]
Overnight Thread
Saturday, April 23rd, 2011Well, another birthday has come and gone. Pizza for dinner – what with it being Good Friday and all – cake for dessert, and the exact PS3 game I wanted. All in all, it was a pretty good day. For some, however, the day was not so good. Take Anthony Garcia, for example. This genius [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 22nd, 2011Droid Does Caption Contest (Source: PiR) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 25th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings Wizbang
House Next To Fire Station Burns Down
Friday, April 22nd, 2011The irony. It burns! When I saw this story, I immediately thought this had to happen in Philly, since our mayor has spent the last two years closing fire stations to save some dough. He’s not saving lives, but hey, at least the city can save a buck here and there. This was just bad [...]
I’m in trouble now…
Friday, April 22nd, 2011Good morning everyone, Mrs. Crankipants here! Psst, hey you guys – [brings vocals down to a whisper]…[looks left...looks right] I’m really not supposed to be on here, and when Wyatt finds out he’s going to be livid. (Oh, well it’s not the first time and it certainly won’t be the last!) Anyhoo, I just wanted [...]
Whore Cast In VH-1 Reality Show
Friday, April 22nd, 2011No, I’m not being snarky; Ashley Dupre is an honest to goodness whore. Just ask Eliot Spitzer. Now, Dupre parlayed her skills into a spot on “Famous Food,” which is probably a show about protein-rich edibles. Yeah, I’m going to Hell. Reality TV star Heidi Montag will return to the boob tube in a new [...]
Overnight Thread
Thursday, April 21st, 2011Yeah, it’s early tonight because I’m exhausted after battling a cold. I’m going to try and con the wife into letting me get 15 hours of sleep a day this weekend. If she says no, I’ll just lock myself in the bedroom. Until then, let’s delve into some idiocy. Meet Cameron Pittman. This mental midget [...]
U.S. Troops To Get Ballistic Undies
Thursday, April 21st, 2011This is awesome. Now, when the Taliban tries to kick our soldiers in the jimmies, they won’t drop to their knees quite so fast. They are more associated with romantic nights in than with heroic battles on the plains of Afghanistan. But the U.S. military is set to redefine the use of the silk boxer [...]
Black Panthers Plan Protests On Saturday
Thursday, April 21st, 2011The New Black Panther Party is planning a national “Day Of Rage” on Saturday. Here in Philly, these animals will be meeting at a “Philly Police Station Downtown.” That has to be either the 6th District (11th & Winter) or the 9th District (21st & Pennsylvania). If you’re going to be in the area, keep [...]
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