Overnight Thread
By Wyatt Earp | April 17, 2011
Welcome to another fan-tabulous edition of SYLG After Dark. How sad is it that I am most likely asleep when this publishes? It really sucks getting old, so while I get my Doan’s Pills, here is some sweet, sweet filler.
First off, an item that will make Dr. Evil very happy:
Nic was arrested in New Orleans this morning after daring the police to arrest him following a loud argument with his wife. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ. Nic was “very drunk” on the streets of N.O. when a cabbie saw him arguing with his wife Alice. The cabbie called the police and said in addition to the screaming and yelling, he saw Nic grab her.
The police came and told Nic and his wife to go home. That’s when Nic allegedly told cops, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The cops reiterated that he and his wife should go home. Cage repeated his dare to cops.
Yeah, how’d that work out for ya, toolbox? Bail was set at $11,000.
You know what they say: No use crying over spilled milk.
A 12-year-old faces two counts of resisting law enforcement for his actions when he refused to clean up spilled milk in the Ben Franklin Middle School cafeteria. After refusing to wipe up the mess, according to the report, the sixth-grader refused to sit and wait for the other students to return to class so the staff member could deal with him individually.
Eh, they should have tased the little bastard, too.
Finally, I give you the greatness that is David Beckham:
I could do that; I just don’t want to.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 15 Comments »
April 17th, 2011 at 12:36 am
Re: Nic arrest. I’m sorry, but everytime I see these news reports about people getting busted for these ridiculous crimes, I can’t help but think of this.
That video always makes me giggle like a retard.
April 17th, 2011 at 12:36 am
The best part is that Dog the Bounty Hunter supposedly bailed out Cage.
The only thing that would make this even wackier is if Steven Segal was an officer in New Orleans and made the arrest.
April 17th, 2011 at 1:07 am
Contempt of Cop will get one arrested every time…;)
April 17th, 2011 at 1:50 am
I’ve got a nephew who’s a homicide detective in N. O.
If Cage had only shot someone, I might have gotten an autograph!
April 17th, 2011 at 1:53 am
That Beckham thing would have been impressive if he hadn’t put his drink down.
April 17th, 2011 at 4:10 am
So much for “Nicholas Cage can’t even get arrested in this town”…
I thought he should’ve been locked up after Season of the Witch and Ghost Rider, or as I like to call them “C’mon, Nick Cage Needs the Money”. Didn’t he play a burned out paramedic trying to get fired?
He should’ve done what this guy in Tennessee did.
April 17th, 2011 at 5:50 am
I had this idea once for an ongoing column called News of the Future and one of them was breaking news from 2035…Nicholas Cage is finally able to retire after making 24 more Nat Treasure sequels and other bad movies to pay off all his debt.
Looks like this run-in with the law will set him back two more NT sequels though. Look for #27 and #28 in theaters sometime in 2036.
April 17th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Ed – They charged him with domestic assault, but they gave him every chance to not be a douche. Nic failed.
RT – Agreed.
Dustyvet – Especially coupled with a wife slap.
Proof – They still prosecute murder in N’awlins?
Jean – Absolutely correct!
Fenway – Ghost Rider. God, that sucked.
Chris C – I really like the first NT. The sequel? Not so much.
April 17th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Wyatt: If the law don’t get ‘em, then the gators will!
April 17th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Wyatt: Ed – They charged him with domestic assault, but they gave him every chance to not be a douche. Nic failed.
Oh yeah. No doubt about that.
Note: I’m not saying he shouldn’t have been arrested. I’m just laughing at him as well. Not with him. At him.
April 17th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Nick=FAIL….
April 17th, 2011 at 5:34 pm
NEW K-9 MIRANDA WARNING
1.You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.
2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.
3. You have a right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School Graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.
4. If while running you suddenly decide to end the race, be aware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions and may continue his pursuit of you in full stride.
5. You may stop running at anytime at your own risk.
6. Good luck. On your mark, get set…GO!
April 17th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
You are under arrest and….. 1. No, I DON’T KNOW who you are. 2. No, I don’t CARE who you know. 3. Yes, you DO pay my salary. 4. Yes, you CAN have my job. 5. NO, I don’t have anything better to do. 6. Yes, I do arrest REAL CRIMINALS sometimes. 7. No, I am not picking on you because you are (fill in ethnic group/race.) 8. No, I CAN’T give you a break. 9. No, I DON’T KNOW your friend Officer ___________. 10. YES, you will be allowed to make a phone call. 11. Yes, you probably will NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 12. No, WE CAN’T talk about it. 13. Yes, it does MAKE ME HAPPY. 14. Yes, you WILL SEE ME IN COURT.
YOUR ARRESTING OFFICER
April 17th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
http://cheezburger.com/Pi-Rat/lolz/View/4016421120
April 17th, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Cage him.