Adriana Lima: Fat Bastard
By Wyatt Earp | April 6, 2011
See ladies? You aren’t the only ones who have weight issues! Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is just . . . like . . . you.
The 29-year-old said gaining pregnancy pounds was an uncomfortable experience, and the stress involved with getting back her pre-baby body after giving birth to daughter Valentina in 2009 was even worse.
“I was really worried, I did gain a lot of weight – let’s say more than 25 pounds,” Lima said while showing off the 2011 Victoria’s Secret’s SWIM Collection alongside Alessandra Ambrosio and Candace Swanepoel in Los Angeles last week. “I ate whatever I wanted – my daughter was my first priority. I tried to keep her healthy, eat healthily, and exercise but not too much. I did light walks and things like that.”
Lima said it took her a year to get back her bikini body, and has tips on how new moms can slim back down.
I reckon one of those tips is a personal trainer and airbrushing?
Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »
April 6th, 2011 at 8:43 am
Another tip would be sitting across the dinner table from her husband, he’s pretty gruesome. He must rock in bed because he ain’t no looker.
April 6th, 2011 at 9:35 am
Mrs. Crankipants – Maybe he’s “hung like moose?”
April 6th, 2011 at 9:44 am
Exactly!
As much as I hate calling an ugly baby alert – if that kid even remotely resembles dad, I smell a nose job for her sixteenth.
April 6th, 2011 at 9:52 am
I wish my biggest problem in life right now was losing 25 pounds..
My house is worth $130,000. We paid $195,000 for it 7 years ago. I imagine being able to move out in the year 2052 or so.
Imagine if she had the stress most Americans have of worrying about losing their jobs and homes with no money in the bank.
April 6th, 2011 at 9:56 am
Mrs. Crankipants – My Super Sweet 16! Julia is getting a Pez dispenser for hers.
Ferrell – No worries, she’ll get an ObamaCare waiver.
April 6th, 2011 at 10:21 am
Wyatt:
That would be TWO tips…lol
(would photoshop make THREE?)
I’m just sayin’…
Stay safe.