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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | March 18, 2011

Beak-a Fett Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 21st. Good luck!

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Topics: Caption Contest | 60 Comments »

60 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. Picky Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    What do you think you’re going to do with that axe, Farmer Brown? Yeah. I didn’t think so.

  2. Picky Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Dog the Bounty Hunter gets some avian competition.

  3. Picky Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    “He’s a great guard chicken, Ethel. And every day he lays a new thermal detonator!”

  4. Lou Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Not all of the Galactic Republic’s experiments in cloning soldiers were successful.

  5. Cowboy Blob Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Tyson enters the Cloned Chicken Wars.

  6. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Rango Fett

  7. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Send Layers, Guns, and Money

  8. Dr. Evil Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Poultry Fett?

  9. Dr. Evil Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Giving birds of prey a whole new meaning

  10. John D Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that the Dayton, OH Police Department would have to lower its standards again to accommodate the barnyard animals who had flunked the previous written test.

  11. Dustyvet Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    “All right which one of you idiots ordered chicken cacciatore!”

  12. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Chicko Fett

  13. Robert B. Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Chief Deputy Samuel Gerard blew his cover by using his chicken suit disguise once too often.

  14. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    “Who was that masked cock?”
    “That’s the Free Ranger.”

  15. John D Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    He didn’t know what it was, but the Feathered Avenger’s chicken-sense told him something was fowl at the Riverside Mall.

  16. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:25 pm


    I see you stalkin’ round town for the dinner you love,
    and I’m like Fry you.
    I guess waffes and syrup just wasn’t enough, so I’m like,
    Fry you, and Fry the Colonel too.

  17. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    (which also gives us)
    Ceelo Fett

  18. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good broaster at your side kid.

  19. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    “Mrs. Tweedy is goin’ down.”

  20. Picky Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    He’s no good – I say, he’s no good to me dead. Dead, that is.

  21. rodney dill Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    “Pluck You.”

  22. Sully Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    That chicken that gave me an expired coupon for a protocol droid. Let the fight begin!!!

  23. Dustyvet Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Teens Suspended for Tossing Chicken into School

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42131566/ns/local_news-new_york_ny/

  24. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    You clucking to me!? You clucking to me!?

  25. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Set phasers to extra crispy!!

  26. Dustyvet Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Foghorn Leghorn – The Dixie Fryer

  27. Dustyvet Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Foghorn Leghorn: Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

  28. Robin Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    The Lansing Michigan Police Department has returned to the capital to assist in crowd control.

  29. Uncle Ray Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I answer only to the San Diego Chicken! You got a problem wit dat?

  30. richard mcenroe Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    “It takes a tough man to take a tougher chicken!”

  31. richard mcenroe Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    “What you call Hell, she calls fricassee…” HENBO!

  32. Dustyvet Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Now about those 11 herbs and spices, who talked!

  33. Sully Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    On a sidenote…

  34. JT Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    At the suggestion of Eric Holder, the New Black Panther Party got new uniforms.

  35. CAPTION CONTEST « RT's Ponderings Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 10:14 pm

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  36. piperfromtn Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    I got your cock-a-doodle-doo right here!

  37. JT Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 5:49 am

    Randy Quaid goes undercover to find the Hollywood Hit Men.

  38. rodney dill Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 8:15 am

    The KFC’s new promo for OMGWTFBBQ style chicken went over less well than expected.

  39. rodney dill Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 8:15 am

    Better Rhode Island Red than dead.

  40. rodney dill Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 8:17 am

    These are not the eggs you’re looking for.

  41. Veeshir Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 8:51 am

    The Gaywad/Dorkwad alliance bears fruit.

  42. Dr. Evil Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 10:34 am

    His father was Count Duckula

  43. Maggie Mama Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Have you met our new CIC — Obama talks tough, waves around the big guns, but is all chicken.

  44. Maggie Mama Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Here’s one chicken that plans to fight the Colonel all the way to the deep fryer.

  45. rodney dill Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    So that’s why Sir Robin nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.

  46. rodney dill Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Buffalo Wing Soldier

  47. BobG Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    “I’ll show you a cockfight!”

  48. Crusty Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Tell the fox,” the Cock said he is taking over”

  49. dr. evil Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 1:51 am

    This guy wins EVERY cock fight

  50. Robert Swick Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 8:23 am

    “I’ve heard of Star Wars Geeks going to Furry Conventions, but I’ve never seen a Furry at a Star Wars Convention.”

    Props to RD for Fry You. Heh!

  51. DocRambo Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Chik-Filet My Ass!

  52. rodney dill Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    “I was a cock-teaser for Roosterama.”

  53. rodney dill Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    “No Sydney, I don’t understand why you didn’t get that part in True Grit.”

  54. rodney dill Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    “Poulet my finger.”

  55. rodney dill Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Look’s like Jabba’s Chicken Hut took a contract out on Hen Solo.

  56. rodney dill Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Merc-hen-ary

  57. JT Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    ” Heh-heh. Here comes the “get off my lawn” guy.”

  58. evil artist Says:
    March 20th, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    I am going to get those damn chik-fil-a cows! I’ll show you what happens when you eat more chikin!

  59. kaveman Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Welcome to Seaseme Street, Chicago edition.

  60. rodney dill Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Alektorophobia – not just another irrational fear.