Archive for March, 2011
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Thursday, March 10th, 2011No, they’re not telling her to screw the taxpayers and be an all-around beyotch. They are, however, advising the 25-year old to get Botox injections. Amanda is from my neck of the woods – Allentown, PA, to be exact – so she should know better than to listen to a bunch of stupid Hollywood yentas. [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011Changing it up this week, after reading this post. Enjoy! 1. The youngest U.S. serviceman was 12-year-old Calvin Graham, USN. He was wounded and given a Dishonorable Discharge for lying about his age. (His benefits were later restored by act of Congress). 2. At the time of Pearl Harbor, the top U.S. Navy command was [...]
A Note About Gravatars
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011Dr. Evil and Sally Anne asked about these this week, so I figured it deserved a quick post. A gravatar is the image you see whenever someone comments, like my Wyatt Earp pic or John D’s Robert DeNiro pic. So, how do you get one? It’s really quite easy. First, you go to the Gravatar [...]
The Speed Was Power And Speed Was Joy
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011You know it’s bad when I’m quoting Jonathon Livingston Seagull. Especially here. Chock full of teh awesome. (H/T – Uncle Ray)
Kelly Bensimon: Aiming Low
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011In the interest of full disclosure, I have never seen a full episode of these “Real Housewives” shows. I know about them, of course, but they are too idiotic even for me. My tolerance level peaks at “Jersey Shore.” “Housewives” seems so much more idiotic. That being said, Kelly Bensimon is kind of hot for [...]
Red Stripe: Hooray Beer!
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011And hooray for Mitch Davie, who can obviously multitask with the best of them. Three things impress me about this photo. One, photographer David Goldman got this shot. Think about it: Goldman’s lens was most likely focused on the playing field, not on the stands to his back. He had to swing his camera to [...]
From The (Oil) Barrel Of A Gun
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011Oil prices are skyrocketing again. In my Philly neighborhood, gas prices are up to $3.45 a gallon. People are outraged – although not nearly as outraged when this was all Bush’s fault – and they want answers. Luckily, our Arab “friends” at OPEC have got our back. Saudi Arabia and other OPEC members have pledged [...]
Fatties Of The World, Unite!
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011The answer to weight loss is here! Thanks to this little doohickey, we can eat whatever we want and and still lose weight! Designed by pacemaker manufacturer Intrapace, the abiliti stomach pacemaker is purportedly the first “intelligent” form of obesity intervention. Instead of constricting the stomach, the surgically-implanted pacemaker detects when a patient downs food [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, March 7th, 2011The “In Space, No One Can Hear You Cheer” Caption Contest is now over. Let’s see how we did: Top Five Entries: 5. Finally, we’ve found two of the missing Wisconsin Democrats! – Maggie Mama 4. New to the planet, the aliens bought tickets to a Bulls game from a scalper without knowing that Micheal [...]
Poker? I Hardly Know Her!
Monday, March 7th, 2011Every few months, Randal and his wife throw a poker party at Casa de Graves. Our most recent game was on Saturday, and the guest list contained a wretched hive of scum and villainy. At the table were myself, Randal, Mrs. Graves, Uncle Ray, Dr. Evil, The Evil Artist, my cousin Tim, my sister and [...]
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