Archive for March, 2011
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Sunday, March 13th, 2011Erik, my 7-year old, played his final indoor soccer game yesterday, and as always, he was in the zone. The boy tallied 5 goals, 1 assist, and as you can see from the video, he was pretty nonchalant about it. He and his teammates won again yesterday, and after losing the first game of the [...]
“Exotic” Woman Stripped Of Beauty Crown
Sunday, March 13th, 2011The lesson Caroline Schwitzky needs to learn is that being crowned Miss Exxxotica may hamper your road to a legitimate beauty title. Caroline Schwitzky, 21, was crowned Miss Weston USA on Feb. 20 – an honor she thought would be the first stepping stone to the Miss Universe pageant. But it seems she took the [...]
Like A Virgin
Saturday, March 12th, 2011Two massage therapists from Virgin Atlantic Airlines received a court award for damage they claimed resulted from their work. Virgin Atlantic gives out massages for its first-class passengers? Why was I not informed? Eh, I guess I’m better off not knowing, since the massage therapists were not exactly excited about their work. Two former beauty [...]
Monica Lewinsky: Still In Love With Bubba
Saturday, March 12th, 2011Speaking of psychos . . . Monica’s back! Bill Clinton’s former intern Monica Lewinsky has not got married or had children because she is reportedly still in love with him and ‘always will be’. Miss Lewinsky, 37, has run a successful business, hosted a reality television show and moved overseas – but has never found [...]
Woman Stuffs Her Bra – With A Monkey
Saturday, March 12th, 2011When you are scheduled to appear in court, it is important that you don’t bring anything that could be considered contraband. Obviously, every person who enters the court building will be searched and asked to step through a metal detector. Still, despite the warnings, some people still bring in drugs, weapons, and cellphones. Others, like [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, March 11th, 2011Your Cartoon Has Been Canceled Caption Contest (Source: PIU) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 14th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings Sonic Frog Wizbang
“The Wire” Actress Arrested For Drugs
Friday, March 11th, 2011Unfortunately for “The Wire” actress Felicia Pearson, life imitates art. Felicia “Snoop” Pearson of “The Wire” was arrested Thursday morning at her downtown Baltimore apartment, allegedly in connection with a large-scale heroin and marijuana ring. A five-month investigation led to raids in west and east Baltimore yielding more than 60 suspects believed to be linked [...]
Sheen Sparks Renewed Interest In Pr0n
Friday, March 11th, 2011Interest in pr0n is down? News to me. I guess the upturn is one of the unintended consequences of Sheen’s insane, drug-fueled rants. Charlie Sheen has never made a secret of his affinity for pornography and porn stars. But since his very public meltdown began a few weeks ago, interest in Sheen’s preferred companions has [...]
A Good Haircut Is A Good Haircut
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Meet David C. Davis. David is the product of a dangerous urban environment, poor schools, and unimaginative parents. David Davis? Really mom, you couldn’t think up a better name? After receiving this fine haircut, though, David is now about to be the product of the Connecticut State Penal System. David Davis, of Cedar Hill Avenue, [...]
Wisconsin GOP To AWOL Dems: Get Bent
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Feel free to disagree, but I think the Wisconsin GOP showed true leadership here. Republicans in the Wisconsin Senate have voted to strip nearly all collective bargaining rights from public workers after discovering a way to bypass the chamber’s missing Democrats. All 14 Senate Democrats fled to Illinois nearly three weeks ago, preventing the chamber [...]
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