Archive for February, 2011
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011A ritzy New York hotel has changed its rates to comply with this fast paced, get it done yesterday world. Le Parker Meridien Hotel – it’s French, so you know it’s classy – is now offering “quickie rates.” You can almost smell the success! Oh, this is definitely where we’re holding Wyattpalooza 2.0! Looks like [...]
Hey Now, You’re An All-Star
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011The missus received an e-mail today from Kyle’s soccer coach. He was named the starting goaltender for the league’s all-star team! In six games so far this season, Kyle’s team is in first place. They are also undefeated. Kyle has only given up four goals this year, and earned three shutouts. The boy has definitely [...]
Michelle Obama Takes A Ribbing
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011Big Brother Michelle Obama is at it again. This time, she is in Vail, Colorado, spending the President’s Day holiday skiing and spreading the word about her healthy eating initiatives. Of course, she is also slipping in a few not-so-healthy choices into her diet. She eats junk to prove how bad – yet delicious – [...]
Crane Interiors: Bastions Of Common Sense
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011Crane Interiors is located in Woodbury, Tennessee. They have a policy outlawing cell phone usage in work, except for breaks and lunches. Employee Theresa Danford dared to violate that policy when she took a call from her son, who is currently serving in Afghanistan. The nerve! Danford was suspended for three days without pay for [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, February 21st, 2011The Fly And Be Free Caption Contest is now over. As usual, there were a lot of great entries, so let’s see how we did: Top Five Entries: 5. Harold, the naked art model, misunderstood when his wife said it was hard to juggle all of the kids and have a career. – RT 4. [...]
How Many 5-Year Olds Can You Take?
Monday, February 21st, 2011A few commenters mentioned this quiz during the caption contest, so I figured I’d post my results. 26 Not bad, considering. Thankfully, I have no morals that would prevent me from kicking their little arses. If you want take the quiz, click on the pic above. (Thanks to Maetenloch for the linky love!)
Ashley Judd Coming To TV?
Monday, February 21st, 2011Don’t worry, Ashley, I’m sure starring in e television series is not a condemnation of your movie career. Lots of talented people work in television now, like, um, Kim Kardashian, Vince the ShamWow Guy, and, uh, SpongeBob SquarePants. Besides, if this doesn’t work out, you’re still married to the uber-rich IndyCar driver Dario Franchitti. She’s [...]
Detroit Really Has Its Priorities In Order
Monday, February 21st, 2011The world’s worst city keeps embarrassing itself. From sci-fi cult film, to Twitter phenomenon to Detroit landmark-in-the-making. Plans for a statue honoring RoboCop, the half-man, half-machine crime fighter of the 1987 movie, are moving ahead after a group of artists and entrepreneurs in Detroit, Michigan raised more than $50,000 via Facebook and an online fund-raising [...]
About That Fantasy League
Monday, February 21st, 2011We’re getting our arses kicked by a 10-year old and a 7-year old. Team Star Wars is Kyle and Erik’s fantasy team, and thanks to their brilliant pick of Trevor Bayne, they’re riding high in first place. Jim from bRight and Early is in second, my friend Bill is in third, BadIdeaGuy is in fourth, [...]
Trevor Bayne Wins The Daytona 500!
Sunday, February 20th, 2011Oh. My. GOD!!! Bayne survived late charges to win the Great American Race in his first-ever try. It was only his second Sprint Cup start ever, and he wins NASCAR’s Super Bowl. Bayne becomes the youngest driver – 20 years, 1 day – to win the Daytona 500, surpassing Jeff Gordon, who won it when [...]
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