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Nicole Kidman: Cruise “Damaged” Her

By Wyatt Earp | February 7, 2011

The former Mrs. Tom Cruise came out this week and talked about her marriage to the film star. And despite what you may think, she apparently enjoyed the relationship. Personally, I don’t know how someone could enjoy spending time with a Scientology freak who fancies himself more attractive than any woman, but that’s just me. Either way, she liked the marriage. The divorce? Not so much.

Being married to Tom Cruise wasn’t so bad, but breaking up with him was. At least that’s what Nicole Kidman tells Marie Claire.

“That was a great relationship. It was great,”she said. “I think it ran its course. I was really damaged and not sure whether that was ever going to happen again to me,” Kidman told the magazine.

Yeah, because who wants to marry a smoking hot film star? Idiot.

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11 Responses to “Nicole Kidman: Cruise “Damaged” Her”

  1. ed Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 7:12 am

    “That was a great relationship. It was great,”she said. “I think it ran its course. I was really damaged and not sure whether that was ever going to happen again to me,” Kidman told the magazine.

    I know Nicole, I know…

    Bury your face in my chest and cry your hot, salty tears.

    Everything will be OK.

    Ed will take care of you.

  2. Dr. Evil Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 10:29 am

    No one wants Kidman. Really think about it. Would you like to boldly go where Tom Cruise has gone before? Gross.

  3. John D Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Personally, I don’t know how someone could enjoy spending time with a Scientology freak…

    That’s because you’re loaded with body thetans, Wyatt. Once you’ve been thoroughly audited, you’ll understand. Just remember to bring your checkbook. Wellness isn’t cheap.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 11:17 am

    Ed – You’re a giver!

    Dr. Evil – Probably smells like bad acting and shame.

    John D – It’s like ObamaCare – only nuttier.

  5. Scarlett Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    She so over-shadows him in more ways than one.

  6. Lou Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    No one wants Kidman. Really think about it. Would you like to boldly go where Tom Cruise has gone before? Gross.

    1) We all know Tom didn’t touch her.

    2) If he did, I’ll be happy to take one for the team!

  7. Crusty Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Truth be told she got tired of dressing like Luke Skywalker and inserting her light saber

  8. Ingineer66 Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    It must be a Monday morning, because when I read the headline, I thought what the hell could have happened to her on a ship?

  9. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Southpark’s Scientology Episode immediately comes to mind………..Come out of the closet…………….oh by the way how come Aussie girls are so darn HOT……….

  10. JT Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    http://www.aolnews.com/discuss/2011/02/07/church-of-scientology-faces-controversy-over-latest-abuse-allega#gcpDiscussPageUrlAnchor

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Scarlett – She certainly towers over him . . .

    Lou – That’s giving it the old college try!

    Crusty – *shudder*

    Ingineer66 – TITANIC 2!!!

    LDIV – It’s something in the shrimp on the barbie, I think.

    JT – Bawahahahahahaha!

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