Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 14, 2011
Granny Get Your Gun Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 17th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Grannie finds that it is true that Scope eliminates complaints about bad breath. – Proof
4. And that was the last time the Jehovah’s Witnesses rang Martha’s doorbell during Wheel of Fortune. – John D.
3. Put. The Viagra. Down. – Picky
2. Mildred has a life time of bitterness, rage, and sexual frustration all stored up, and will take a bitch out without batting an eye. – Mrs. Crankipants
WINNER! – Poppin’ dentures AND caps in yo ass! – Dr. Evil
Topics: Caption Contest | 32 Comments »
January 14th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
And that was the last time the Jehovah’s Witnesses rang Martha’s doorbell during Wheel of Fortune.
January 14th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I’m staying off her lawn.
January 14th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
If you don’t put that dam remote down…………….
January 14th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Go ahead. Make my day!
January 14th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Granny takes advantage of her “Second Chance” perk.
(This is only for any COD Black Ops players out there..enjoy:) )
January 14th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
When Granny grabbed the Desert Eagle instead of the Wii game controller….all hell broke loose!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
An old woman saved a fairy’s life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, “Now aren’t you sorry you had me neutered?”
January 14th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Wyatt, where did you get the pic of my mom?
January 14th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Poppin’ dentures AND caps in yo ass!
January 14th, 2011 at 4:19 pm
” Sarah Connah?’
January 14th, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Dr. Evil Says:
January 14th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Poppin’ dentures AND caps in yo ass!
Now that’s just damn funny!!!
January 14th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Do ya’ feel lucky?
January 14th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Desert Eagle chambered in .44 Magnum and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question. “Does it matter?” I mean this thing has an 8 round clip, plus one in the chamber, so I’m good for at least 2 more shots…..
January 14th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
“Fix that leaky faucet, the weeds need pulling, the lawn needs mowing, and the gutters are clogged. Get busy!”
* cocks gun *
January 14th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Mildred has a life time of bitterness, rage, and sexual frustration all stored up, and will take a bitch out without batting an eye.
January 14th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Watching all those episodes of Mannix really paid off.
January 14th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
I’ll bow to Dr. Evil on this one…
January 14th, 2011 at 8:53 pm
You’ve got your idea of a “comforter”, I’ve got mine!
January 14th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Grannie finds that it is true that Scope eliminates complaints about bad breath.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:07 pm
From her room in the dementia wing, Mom says “I don’t have any sons named Wyatt”.
January 14th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
….and what kinda dumbass would name her son Wyatt anyway?
January 15th, 2011 at 12:54 am
Put. The Viagra. Down.
January 15th, 2011 at 2:49 am
Now Sheriff, go back outside and ring the GotDaumed door bell like a gentleman!
January 15th, 2011 at 2:57 am
Sheriff Dupnik: By some small coincidence, I call my pistol “Violent Rhetoric”.
January 15th, 2011 at 6:03 am
Grandma: You ain’t gonna put me in a nursing home!
Grandson: *Gulp* No Grandma…I won’t. The couch and all around it is yours.
January 15th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
“I said ‘BINGO’, dammit!”
January 15th, 2011 at 6:03 pm
“And if you order your HOVEROUND from us within the NEXT ten minutes, we’ll include…”
January 15th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
“I said, not tonight dear!”
chsw
January 15th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Wyatt bellows in his best Sylvester Stallone accent, “Stop or my Mom will shoot!”
January 15th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
Is that a tube of Poligrip in your pocket or are you glad to see me ?
January 16th, 2011 at 1:41 am
Esther enjoyed beta-testing the Next Generation Clapper.
January 16th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
“Now let’s take that vote again so Granny can see who wants to put her in the old age home”