Archive for January, 2011
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Sunday, January 9th, 2011As most of you know, I posted about the Tucson shootings yesterday. After posting the details of the massacre, I jumped on my soapbox and decried the rhetoric that tried to explain the killer’s motivation. Liberal pundits (and most of the MSM) claimed Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and the Tea Party practically forced Jared Loughner [...]
The Weighting Is The Hardest Part
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Well, I’m a week into my new diet and I didn’t have to break into a Krispy Kreme in the dead of night. I’d say that’s a promising start. I stepped on the scale today to see if it would break, and while I think it heard it groan, no springs popped out of the [...]
Can We Outlaw Homeowner’s Associations?
Sunday, January 9th, 2011I ask this because these over-officious jerks are always in the news, and it’s usually because they are treating our armed forces personnel like garbage: A Marine Corps veteran is being sued by his Cypress-area homeowners association because the flagpole on which he flies the United States and Marine Corps flags does not meet his [...]
Minnesota Man Rigs Bomb In Sex Toy
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Yes, I know it’s two freaky posts in as many days, but don’t blame me. Mrs. Crankipants is the evil genius that finds this comedy gold! Meet Terry Allen Lester. (Why does the media always publish the middle names of white criminals?) Despite his fantastic mullet, Terry does not have much luck with women. Unfortunately [...]
Gunman Commits Mass Murder In Tucson
Saturday, January 8th, 2011Representative Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head during one of her “Congress On Your Corner” community meetings. Thankfully, she is expected to recover. Arizona law enforcement officials say a gunman in the crowd shot Giffords, a 40-year-old Democrat, and a person in the crowd shot at the gunman. The Associated Press identified the gunman [...]
It’s Official: The Media Is Stupid Everywhere
Saturday, January 8th, 2011On Wednesday, a toad named Adam Hernandez fired on Chandler, AZ police officers and took the employees of a Baja Fresh store hostage. I heard the story on the way into work and immediately thought about my friend Code Monkey, who lives right near the scene. Thankfully, she sent me a text saying she was [...]
Fashion Designer Creates Stuffed Underwear
Saturday, January 8th, 2011Men, do you lie awake at night worrying about your lack of God-given “talent?” Are you single-handedly keeping Extenze in business? Do you suffer from shrinkage? If so, then suffer no more! [T]hanks to designer Andrew Christian, who humbly describes himself as “uber-trendy.” You might (or, more probable, might not), remember Christian from such high-quality [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 7th, 2011Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead Caption Contest (Source: Drudge) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 10th. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings V The K Wizbang Top Six Entries: 6. As [...]
Cloudy With A Chance Of Hotness
Friday, January 7th, 2011This yum-tastic babe is Stephanie Abrams of The Weather Channel. She really enjoys her job, and I really enjoy when I see her reporting gale force winds in a tight t-shirt. Abrams has become infamous for her gaffes, especially when interacting with former Tons O’ Fun weatherman Al Roker. There is a YouTube clip where [...]
I Remember Clay Marc Bond
Friday, January 7th, 2011One year ago today, at this very moment, my friend and fellow blogger Clay Marc Bond lost his battle with cancer. Longtime readers will know Clay as the Right Wing Prof. The nickname was a reference to his chosen profession, as he was a professor of business at both Indiana University and at Penn State [...]
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