Archive for January, 2011
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Sunday, January 16th, 2011Well, I knew this was gonna happen. After last week’s ultra-flush – I lost five pounds – I backed up the bubble butt bus a tad. I weighed in at 211-212 today – damned non-digital scale – so I won’t give myself the benefit of the doubt and call it 212. Up two pounds from [...]
German Granny Blitzes Criminals
Sunday, January 16th, 2011Let’s say you’re a con artist. A member of the vast criminal elite who makes his way in life by swiping the life’s savings of war veterans and old ladies. Yeah, it’s immoral work, but morals have never been your strong point. Now, let’s say your base of operations is Berlin, Germany. The city has [...]
Sunday Morning Stupidity
Sunday, January 16th, 2011If anyone ever wondered why I despise Kim Kardashian (and the rest of her airbrushed, plastic family), this fluff piece should ‘splain it. Kim Kardashian tweeted this photo Friday with the caption: “#2Sexy2Tweet?” I have two responses to this inane Twitter comment. First, no it is not “too sexy” to tweet, you vapid c-word. When [...]
Sledding Police Debut In Raynham, MA
Saturday, January 15th, 2011Just when you thought the state of Massachusetts couldn’t get any more retarded, the Raynham school committee rears its idiotic head. The libtard school officials there have banned sledding on the hill behind the school; a hill universally agreed as the best in the area. Why? It’s for the children . . . Raynham school [...]
Ripley’s Believe It Or Snot
Saturday, January 15th, 2011Apparently the name “Sangermano” means “lucky bastard” in Italian. [Darco] Sangermano was hit in the temple by a stray bullet while wandering around the famously rambunctious city during its new year celebrations, which involve fireworks and occasional gunshots. As the sky exploded with various displays, he was struck by a stray .22 calibre bullet in [...]
Urinating Policewoman On Display In Germany
Saturday, January 15th, 2011A German artist is under a “stream” of fire for this sculpture of a urinating police officer that was “leaked” to the press. Naturally, the artist – a “whiz” with a knife – claims the work is fine. Oh, those wacky Germans. If you don’t run to the museum, they come get you. A prize-winning [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 14th, 2011Granny Get Your Gun Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 17th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill V The K Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. Grannie finds that it is [...]
The Real War On Christianity
Friday, January 14th, 2011More than a few Christians in America decry the “war on Christianity” that has become more and more prevalent in the U.S., especially during the Christmas season. Yes, it’s annoying, and ignorant, but it could be worse. Christians like me could be living in Iran. Iran has arrested about 70 Christians since Christmas in a [...]
Olivia Munn Gets Maxim-um Exposure
Friday, January 14th, 2011Olivia Munn’s Maxim cover is coming under fire for being too risque. Because, you know, Maxim usually puts teddy bears and babies on their covers, and not scantily-clad women. Maxim, the bawdy men’s magazine, isn’t exactly known for the modesty of its cover subjects. But at least one observer says that the February issue featuring [...]
A Scary Public Service Message
Thursday, January 13th, 2011This beautiful little girl gave us quite a scare early this morning. My two-year old daughter Julia rarely sleeps through the night. When she wakes up halfway through, the missus brings her upstairs to sleep in our bed. This has been going on for as long as I can remember. Last night, the wife woke [...]
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