Archive for January, 2011
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Sunday, January 23rd, 2011First, an explanation for the artwork. Mrs. Crankipants has been my online Food Nazi the past few weeks, and when I told her that I munched on a few soft pretzels Wednesday at work, she gave me a much-needed slap. She didn’t fret as much about the pizza and cake that accompanied Kyle’s birthday party [...]
Philly: America’s Third Rudest City
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011Third? F**king third?? What a**hole determined these bullsh*t rankings??? This is a g*d-damned outrage! I guess making the top three is something to be proud of. And yes, I am proud of this. Despite what some say, Philadelphia is a rude town. Amazingly, Los Angeles was number one. No way they’re more rude than we [...]
Love Bites
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011Apparently, it also paralyzes. A Christchurch doctor had to treat a woman after she was partially paralysed by a lovebite from her partner. Dr Teddy Wu, who works in the neurology department at Christchurch Hospital, said he believed it was the first time someone had been hospitalised by a “hickey”. “Because it was a lovebite [...]
MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011There is nothing I would want more in this world than to spend a naked night alone with Christina Hendricks. A close second would be seeing the Flyers win another Stanley Cup. Come to think of it, perfection would be spending a naked night alone with Christina Hendricks while the Flyers are winning a Stanley [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 21st, 2011Rebel Yell Caption Contest (Source: Daylife) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 24th. Good luck! Original Caption: A protester with a Tunisian flag shouts slogans against President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali in Tunis, Friday, Jan. 14, 2011. Thousands of [...]
Man Breaks Wind, Kills A Man
Friday, January 21st, 2011Meet Marc Higgins. Marc has a problem with flatulence. He is a rootin’ tootin’ son of a gun. His foot is always on the gas pedal. He is Bristol, Connecticut’s very own kamikaze – a term meaning “divine wind.” Whatever you do, don’t giggle in his direction. Why? Well, let’s just say that Marc has [...]
Anne Hathaway: Simply Purr-fect
Friday, January 21st, 2011Hathaway has been cast as Catwoman in the next Batman film. Here kitty, kitty! Anne Hathaway has clawed her way into the latest Batman movie, nabbing the role of Selina Kyle and her alter ego, Catwoman. Warner Bros. announced the casting Wednesday for Christopher Nolan’s latest film in the superhero saga, “The Dark Knight Rises.” [...]
The Reasons Why I Played Lacrosse
Thursday, January 20th, 2011This most perfect sport combines power and finesse into an exciting blend of physicality. It’s the fastest game on two feet . . Oh yeah, did I mention the babes? Boston’s professional indoor lacrosse team is apologizing for a racy halftime show featuring scantily-dressed women giving lap dances to the team’s mascot. An online video [...]
Christina Hendricks Loses Girl’s Best Friend
Thursday, January 20th, 2011In this case, as with every case, said best friend is diamonds. Hendricks, like most glamorous starlets, borrowed some very expensive jewelry for the Golden Globes award ceremony. Christina borrowed two diamond bracelets, and noticed one was missing at the gala. It cost $850,000. The voluptuous redhead was horrified to find out that one of [...]
Paz De La Huerta: Party Girl
Thursday, January 20th, 2011The party was down her shirt . . . and everyone was invited! After celebrating at the HBO after-party, and the Weinstein Company and Relativity Media’s after-after party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, a clearly inebriated Paz de la Huerta, the star of HBO’s Golden Globe-winning “Boardwalk Empire” was turned away from an after-after-after [...]
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