Aubrey Huff’s Lucky Thong
By Wyatt Earp | November 1, 2010
Apparently, he can hit a baseball with a wedgie.
Since San Francisco first baseman Aubrey Huff began wearing a red thong under his uniform two months ago, the Giants have risen from outsiders into championship contenders. So it’s no wonder that the 33-year-old American has continued to wear his unique rhinestone-trimmed skimpy underwear in the World Series.
“It has gotten pretty comfortable,” Huff said.
And that is where I stopped reading story and yakked in the bathroom. I mean, I wore my lucky assless chaps when I played lacrosse in college, but that’s not as freaky as a thong. Right?
Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »
November 1st, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Well, it is San Francisco. Don’t think that is the San Francisco treat, though.
November 1st, 2010 at 8:10 pm
OT, Wyatt. Did you get that email I sent earlier today?
November 1st, 2010 at 8:18 pm
RT – Rice-A-Thongy?
Cbullitt – I did, sir. Gonna post tomorrow afternoon. Already set up. Thanks!
November 1st, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Chaps are assless by definition, because if they weren’t then they’d be pants, wouldn’t they? So were these chaps made of spandex? I need some details!
November 1st, 2010 at 9:04 pm
“Lucky assless chaps.”
For some reason, I’m now thinking of the big mohawked dude that was Lord Humongous’ sidekick in The Road Warrior. (Vernon Wells?)
Actually, I’m thinking of the big mohawked dude that was Lord Humongous’ sidekick in The Road Warrior, but now he’s sporting a Philadelphia police detective’s badge.
And carrying a big lacrosse stick.
Eek.
November 1st, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, I was a little redundant there.
Wes S. – Wes S. – Good call! It was Vernon Wells. Go to the head of the class, young man!
November 1st, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Wyatt, I would pay good money to see you in assless pants.
November 1st, 2010 at 10:41 pm
…but that’s not as freaky as a thong. Right?
I guess that depends on whether you shaved your butt cheeks during lacrosse season.
November 1st, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Thanks for that little tid bid of knowledge. But it is all good because the Giants win the World Series. Finally.
November 2nd, 2010 at 3:51 am
It worked for the Giants tonight so I’m thinkin’ Wallyworld tomorrow for xxxxlarge wedgie skivvies?
November 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am
GroovyVic – There is something wrong with you, my dear.
John D – Not that I remember. My back? Sure, but not by backside.
Ingineer66 – Congratulations to the Giants. They deserved it after beating two very good teams.
Skip – Sounds like a plan!