Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 22, 2010
Pulling Out The Big Guns Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 25th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Execute number 5, unauthorized use of hat!” – Deadcenter
4. Got Milk? The Party Need You For Meeting Baby-Feeding Production Cadre! – Cowboy Blob
3. Rack Inspection at Wi Hung Police Academy. – Crusty
2. “I understand certain people have been stealing tissue paper…..hence today’s hands on inspection.” – Hutch1200
WINNER! – “My blouse is loose, my hair pulled tight,
my boobs keep swinging from left to right…
left
left
left right left.” – Rodney Dill
Topics: Caption Contest | 32 Comments »
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:25 pm
“Shoulders back, chests out,” why is she wearing a hat?
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Bring in the ice water and let the Ring Toss game begin!
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Hooters reveals staff for it’s Grand Opening in Bang Kok!
(Thank God we didn’t get a profile view of the dude)
October 22nd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I guess I’m going to have to frisk all of these suspects to find who’s hiding a hat!
October 22nd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
“Looks like they overstuffed the kevlar again.”
None of those can be real.
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
What hat?
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
The Duck, seriously? In this picture all you can do is focus on why one chick in wearing a hat? Seriously?
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Execute number 5, unauthorized use of hat!
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:42 pm
You said heavy starch!
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Overheard at an HQ Staff meeting
“I get to pin on the unit citations”
“No, I get to pin on the unit citations”
“No, I…”
I am proud to say I had to go back and look at the pic after reading Duck’s comment to see “what hat?”
October 22nd, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Who knew that all of those women’s prison movies were…understated?
October 22nd, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Try as they might, they just can’t measure up to RT. Bless their hearts.
October 22nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Big mix up at People’s Implant Factory #9097 outside of Shíjiāzhuāng, most unhappy customers all wind up with two left tits.
One unhappy customer who declined to be identified, “I am very sad, even though boys outnumber girls eight to one in China, no one want wife with two reft boobies.”
October 22nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
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October 22nd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Notice how they all slant toward the middle………
I know I’m gonna pay for that one………
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
“Comrades, I think the temperature settings in your collective housing units is just perfect!”
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:37 pm
“I understand certain people have been stealing tissue paper…..hence todays hands on inspection”
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Grand Teton Brigade falls out for inspection. (Actually, if they fell out, Wyatt would lose his PG-13 rating!)
October 22nd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
North Korea’s real missle plan is revealed.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
OK, which one of you is going to be Kim Jong Mentally Ill’s girlfriend today?
October 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 am
Dude, the picture is totally a gay or straight test.
If yer straight, you find your self thinking “Mmmmmmm….Boobies….sweet beautiful boobies….”
If yer gay, you find yourself wondering why that one girl is wearing a hat and how she just needs to learn to accessorize…
October 23rd, 2010 at 2:21 am
Hmmm, that’s odd. Call call my above comment, “Formating Fail.”
October 23rd, 2010 at 4:45 am
“Got Milk? The Party Need You For Meeting Baby-Feeding Production Cadre!
October 23rd, 2010 at 9:00 am
The Thai have different opinions on what makes an SEIU union thug.
October 23rd, 2010 at 11:23 am
Best tourism ad evah’
October 23rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
“No, I said ‘Present arms’, ladies!”
October 23rd, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Rack Inspection at Wi Hung Police Academy
October 24th, 2010 at 8:48 am
“My blouse is loose, my hair pulled tight,
my boobs keep swinging from left to right…
left
left
left right left.”
October 24th, 2010 at 8:49 am
ArrRight! Jumping Jacks. Begin!
October 24th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
“You will be trained to halt invading troops by simply “Jumping Rope” in front of them”. Unless the Evil US allows teh ghey soldiers in!
October 25th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Gree Crub
October 25th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Thanks Wyatt!