Archive for October, 2010
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Sunday, October 10th, 2010Everyone knows there is no one in America more important than the Senate staff. So, their health is a top priority: As millions of hardworking Americans struggle to make ends meet, Senate staffers will participate next week in a two-day orgy of back massages, organic food tastings and milk mustache photos. It’s all part of [...]
Jennifer And Scott Petkov: Scumbags
Sunday, October 10th, 2010Meet Kathleen Edward. This beautiful 7-year old Trenton, Michigan girl is suffering from a degenerative brain disease. She is also suffering from ridicule and taunts from her despicable neighbors, Jennifer and Scott Petkov. Her family says 7-year-old Kathleen Edward is in the final stages of a degenerative brain disorder diagnosed as Huntington’s Disease – the [...]
Home On The Range
Saturday, October 9th, 2010If you ever read the usually-changing headline quote, you know that I spent yesterday at the Philadelphia Police Pistol Range. It was training day, and we have to annually re-qualify with our Glocks. Normally, I do pretty well, even though I don’t shoot as often as I should. I worried a little today, because I’m [...]
Reid Blames The Voters Again
Saturday, October 9th, 2010Are you a victim of the Obama administration’s failed economic policies? Did your stimulus check go to prisoners or dead people? Have you recently lost your job? If you answered “Yes” to any of these questions, quit yer bitchin’ and stop being so selfish. Too harsh? Well, thats’ what Nevada Senator Harry Reid is insinuating. [...]
NFL To Investigate Brett Favre
Saturday, October 9th, 2010Like I needed another reason to hate this tool. At first I thought the league would be investigating his terrible play on the field. From the looks of his numbers, he should have stayed retired this time. As it happens, the league is investigating a claim that he sent photos of his, um, “shotgun formation” [...]
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Crankipants!
Saturday, October 9th, 2010Her birthday was on Thursday. I. Freakin’. Forgot. I probably should remember the birthday of the woman who scored me an autographed Wayne Gretzky jersey hockey stick, but I didn’t. I offer no excuse, except my usual idiocy. The good news is that since I forgot, you guys forgot, too. So please join me in [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, October 8th, 2010Cagney And Lailuma Caption Contest (Source: Getty Images) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, October 11th. Good luck! Original Caption: Afghan policewomen talk after shooting class at the Afghan Police Academy October 5, 2010 in Kabul, Afghanistan. Nine years after the [...]
Mentally Challenged Philly Man Dies From Taser
Friday, October 8th, 2010Philadelphia police officers responded to a call yesterday in the Northeast section of the city. There, they met Patrick Johnson, an 18-year old man with the mental capacity of a 5-year old. Johnson was armed with a stick and acting violently. When he ignored requests to drop the weapon, the officers used the taser. Johnson [...]
Students Make Sexy Calendar For Putin
Friday, October 8th, 2010Remember when the Russians were buried behind the Iron Curtain? No one knew who they were or what they looked like. Then Reagan brought down the Wall and we saw all the Russian hawt. Hot actors and hotter female athletes. Then Vladimir Putin arrived. Sure, he’s a KGB scumbag, but he was a chiseled scumbag [...]
Google Street View Captures Murder Scene
Thursday, October 7th, 2010Honestly, it was only a matter of time. Traveling through Google Brazil’s Street View is an amazing trip of luxury and misery, even while one can’t get into the favelas for risk of being killed. There’s no need though. You can find death elsewhere. A murder in Belo Horizonte, in the State of Minas. You [...]
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