Archive for October, 2010
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Wednesday, October 13th, 2010There is no question that a night on the town with some friends is usually a good time. In certain cases, it is an even better time when a few adult beverages are involved. While drunken shenanigans are funny as hell to the inebriated, they are much less funny to those of us who have [...]
George Clooney Meets With Obama
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Why do Hollywood libtards always get an audience with this president? Actor George Clooney paid a visit to the White House on Tuesday to meet with President Barack Obama and discuss his recent trip to southern Sudan. Clooney said, “I think we’re very impressed with how involved, at the highest level, this administration is and [...]
Delaware Teen Channels His Inner Jackass
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010Apparently, it’s idiot day in the Philadelphia area. Luckily for me, I am an idiot every day. Of course, I never tried something as despicable as turning over a port-a-potty while someone is inside, like some punk-ass teen did in Delaware. In my opinion, capital punishment should be doled out for criminals like these. New [...]
Upper Moreland Township: Tough On Crime
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010And even tougher on its citizens. The township is considering a new tactic for combating stolen autos in their jurisdiction. A suburban Philadelphia township is considering whether to fine people who don’t lock their car doors. Commissioners in Upper Moreland Township are debating an ordinance that would require people to lock their car doors when [...]
Courteney Cox, David Arquette Separate
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010Wow, I never saw this coming! Okay, I did see this coming the second these two started dating. So did each and every one of you. Cox is a fairly talented actress who has had a pretty successful career. I never liked her on Friends, but whatever. Arquette’s biggest claim to fame is that he’s [...]
Grover Gets His Old Spice On
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010Pretty brilliant, actually.
If Anyone Needs Me, Check The Morgue
Monday, October 11th, 2010Well, our second and final preseason hockey game took place last night, and for the second time in a row, we only had eight skaters. That meant three subs. Thank Vishnu I am in top physical condition – bawahahahahahaha! – so this was not a problem for me. I don’t want to bore you with [...]
Man Streaks At Philly Obama Rally
Monday, October 11th, 2010Dammit! Why do all the cool things happen in my division on my days off? I know the sergeant in that photo, and I am so giving him grief when I go in tomorrow. Yesterday, President Obama held a rally in the Germantown section of Philadelphia. Germantown is in my division, and according to some [...]
The City Of Brotherly Shootings
Monday, October 11th, 2010Anyone who spends even a little time reading this blog knows that when it comes to shootings, this city is Detroit-East. Our homicide count is at 249, but our shootings are way, way up. I wonder why that is? Oh yeah, it’s because the savages in this city carry their guns everywhere; to the corner, [...]
Pop Goes The Iggy
Sunday, October 10th, 2010I love Iggy Pop. I always have. The rocker is a certifiable mess, but his music has always been entertaining. So, when news of his biopic hit the web, I was intrigued. I mean, how many people lived a life as full – and frakked up – as Iggy Pop? Of course, the question of [...]
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