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Friday, October 15th, 2010Book ‘Em, Dan-O Caption Contest (Source: Daily Mail) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, October 18th. Good luck! Original Caption: Duck, Mr President! A book narrowly misses Barack Obama’s head after it is thrown on stage during a rally in Philadelphia [...]
Scumbag Jennifer Petkov Arrested
Friday, October 15th, 2010Bawahahahahahahaha! Rot in jail, you piece of garbage! Police in Trenton say Jennifer Petkov was arrested today for ‘assault using a dangerous weapon’ and ‘reckless driving’ after she allegedly tried to use her car to run over a neighbor. This is the same woman who had been taunting a dying little girl, Kathleen Edward of [...]
New Jersey Pilot Arrested After Strafing Run
Friday, October 15th, 2010A Westwood, New Jersey man was arrested yesterday after his Cessna plane strafed a high school football field. Thankfully, there were no injuries in the attack, but some trees were vandalized and several athletes were scarred for life: Borough resident Warren Saunders has been charged Thursday with violating state aviation codes for an airplane toilet [...]
Ana Ivanovic Pisses Away Tennis Match
Friday, October 15th, 2010And no, I am not kidney. An ill-timed bathroom break caused [Ana Ivanovic] to lose the second game of her match in Austria against Barbora Zahlavova Strycova. Ivanovic won her serve in the match’s first game and then asked the chair umpire if she could take a bathroom break. When her request was denied, she [...]
Michelle Obama Breaks Voting Law
Friday, October 15th, 2010It amazes me that someone as super-smart as Michelle Obama would do something so stupid. First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law — when she engaged in political discussion at a polling place! Mrs. Obama cast an early vote and let voters including electrician Dennis Campbell, 56, take some photos. “She was [...]
Gretzky’s Son Chooses Baseball
Thursday, October 14th, 2010Blasphemy! I guess this was bound to happen. When Gretzky was traded to the Los Angeles Kings in the late 80′s, he decided to live there full-time. It’s been his home ever since. When his kids were growing up, other sports were more attractive, what with the lack of ice rinks and all. Trevor played [...]
Illinois To Its Military Voters: Drop Dead
Thursday, October 14th, 2010The Illinois Board of Elections is claiming that not all of the state’s overseas absentee ballots were sent out before the deadline. As a result, many of the state’s overseas voters – especially military personnel – may not have their ballots counted. The irony, of course, is that while these brave men and women are [...]
An Asteroid Skimmed Past Earth
Thursday, October 14th, 2010Apparently, it occurred on Tuesday. It was considered a close miss, but not close enough to call for Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck. I guess that’s both a blessing and a curse. It’s a blessing that we weren’t struck, and a curse that we didn’t get the chance to send some Hollywood actors out there [...]
The Witching Hour Is Upon Us
Thursday, October 14th, 2010Just when you think you’re ready for Halloween, someone comes along and makes you look like a rank amateur. Such is the case with my spooky friend, who simply lives for Halloween. To give you an idea, the photo above is from her piano room. You should see what she does to her front yard! [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010October 13, 1812 – Sir Isaac Brock Saves Canada Stop me if you heard this one before. It’s a story that was foreign to me. During the War of 1812, British and Indian forces under Sir Isaac Brock defeat Americans under General Stephen Van Rensselaer at the Battle of Queenston Heights, on the Niagara frontier [...]
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