Archive for October, 2010
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Friday, October 22nd, 2010Deanna Favre, the wife of scumbag “photojournalist” Brett Favre, said “faith” is getting her through her husband’s douchebaggery. Favre is accused of sending pictures of his junk to Jenn Sterger, a former New York Jets hostess and an approved flotation device. Personally, I think Deanna should stop relying on faith and start relying on a [...]
Philly Cop Killer Pleads Guilty
Friday, October 22nd, 2010Yesterday, subhuman piece of trash Rasheed Scrugs pled guilty to first-degree murder in the killing of Philadelphia Police Officer John Pawlowski. John worked in my division, and I used to work with John’s brother, so this is welcome news. “I’m guilty of first-degree murder, and I’m sorry,” Rasheed Scrugs said this morning when asked to [...]
Another Reason To Hate Google
Thursday, October 21st, 2010Personally, I despise Google for their refusal to recognize Memorial Day, D-Day, and America in general. The fact that they are using loopholes to get out of paying $60 billion in taxes is just icing on the cake. Google Inc. cut its taxes by $3.1 billion in the last three years using a technique that [...]
Another Reason To Love The Marines
Thursday, October 21st, 2010The United States Marines are composed of a few good men. This weekend, libtard attendees to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s Washington, D.C. rallies will be looking for a few good port-a-potties. Why? Because the Marines commandeered about 800 of them for the Marine Corps Marathon, which takes place the day after the rallies. Semper [...]
Kristen Stewart Offered Stripper Job
Thursday, October 21st, 2010She should take it to make people forget about “Twilight.” I’m just sayin’. Twilight star Kristen Stewart has revealed she was offered a job as a stripper while researching her latest role. The 20-year-old had visited a strip club with the director of her latest film Welcome to the Riley’s. Stewart plays a 16-year-old stripper [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, October 20th, 2010America’s First Continental Congress had some radical new ideas that shaped a young nation. They also had some radical views that were not as publicized. Thankfully, I’m here to bring the knowledge. October 20, 1774 – The new Continental Congress, the governing body of America’s colonies, passed an order proclaiming that all citizens of the [...]
Barney Frank Gives $200K To Himself
Wednesday, October 20th, 2010Massachusetts Representative Barney Frank – the man who almost single-handedly caused the mortgage crisis – gave $200,000 to his own campaign this week. He needs the money because he is fighting for his political life. A campaign finance report filed Tuesday showed that Frank, the chairman of the powerful House Financial Services committee, lent himself [...]
Hello, Kitty!
Wednesday, October 20th, 2010Have you ever been out enjoying a night on the town? If so, have you ever had one – or fifteen – too many? Have you ever had a mad case of the munchies afterward? If so, have you just driven your drunk ass to the local diner, or did you just stop by and [...]
Dee Adcock (PA-13) For Congress
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010The election is only two weeks away, and the people of Northeast Philadelphia and Montgomery County have a real chance to retire our Nancy Pelosi, Representative Allyson Schwartz. Schwartz is usually seen as unbeatable, but considering the unpopularity of Democrats this election cycle, this is a chance for conservatives to restore sanity to our area. [...]
Is Christina Hendricks Losing The Curves?
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010I hate to say this, but I had a feeling that this would happen. Christina Hendricks, in my opinion, on of the hottest women in Hollywood, is looking to lose her famous curves. Why? Because she thinks “curvy” is a code word for “fat.” The Mad Men star wore a figure-hugging black dress with a [...]
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