Hockey Starts Tomorrow Night!
By Wyatt Earp | October 3, 2010
Why do I still play the game at age 41? I think this explains it well. NSFW.
It’s funny because it’s 100% true!
Topics: Ice Hockey, Video | 12 Comments »
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October 3rd, 2010 at 7:27 am
Scary true, huh? Geesh.
“You suck; you know that, right?”
“Yes, deeeeeeeear.”
October 3rd, 2010 at 7:47 am
Wyatt, if this is, as you say, 100% true, Mrs. Earp needs to call me STAT.
We girls need to stick together, you know, and after watching this little video it sounds like we’d get along very well.
October 3rd, 2010 at 9:07 am
Red’s a little ray of sunshine. Bring plenty of astroglide, cause that thing’s a dry gulch by now.
October 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 am
Yeah, and I hope they make bras for balls, because by 41, they are hanging pretty low, right?
(Not all women are like that, guys. Some of us enjoy you and would like to do nothing more than encourage you in your pursuits and dreams.)
October 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 am
You play hockey so you can get a handjob? Ok. As I told my husband early in our marriage “You have two hand if one gets tired.”
Tell Mrs. Earp she needs to call me. We need to have a discussion about you.
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:12 am
Disgusting video……….Too bad it’s 100% true……………Welcome to the club Wyatt………
October 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 am
True, True, and more True!!
October 3rd, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Funny ‘cuz it’s true. The bed,bath & beoyned was hilarious.
I’ll turn 41 later this month and am looking forward to indoor lacrosse this winter! (Yeah, less running that field lax.)
October 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
RT – It’s scary how accurate this is.
GroovyVic – She wants me to quit blogging, but she knows better than to ask me about hockey. She knows I’ll hang up the skates when it’s time.
Mrs. Crankipants – The missus is nothing like that, but I know a few hockey wives who are. It’s scary.
RT – Thank God for my lap duct tape!
Kim – Actually, I am usually too exhausted for that after a game. We only have seven skaters for Monday’s game. Two subs; that’s it. I’ll be hurtin’.
LDIV – Don’t get me wrong; the guy is more true to life than the wife. Most of us talk about our exercise while we drink beer after the game, and even more of us brag about our mad skilz when we couldn’t make a semi-pro team.
Danny – Life is good.
Centaur – I wish I could still play. Lax is still my favorite sport. Don’t have the knees for it, so shooting at the backyard goal with my boys will have to do.
October 4th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Wyatt:
The spirit of the Flyers’ BILL FLETT lives on in you…!
Roll safe out there.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Another use for that Dyson….
October 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I might have to watch it this year: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nhl-to-allow-finishing-moves-in-fights-this-season,18189/